If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Fingerfuxs]

Exposing my incidents

Bush .....

 

[redraven13]

Bush .....

Bush removal against the wishes of the public

 

[jasonmason]

Bush removal against the wishes of the public

Being too hot.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Bush removal against the wishes of the public

Felony , possession

Two class DD girls gone wild

 

[Sundayschild]

Felony , possession

Two class DD girls gone wild

Video piracy

 

[JerseyJade]

Video piracy

Impersonating a Brit.

 

[Sundayschild]

Impersonating a Brit.

Mixing up Canada and England

 

[ericsmith1212]

Mixing up Canada and England

That thing George Michael got arrested for.

 

[Sundayschild]

That thing George Michael got arrested for.

Crashing a Range Rover?

Selling Belgian secrets to France and vice versa.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Crashing a Range Rover?

Selling Belgian secrets to France and vice versa.

Bumping old threads.

 

[Sundayschild]

Bumping old threads.

I was thinking of starting a thread based on page 51, but its easier to just bump 'em.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Dancing naked in a post office while juggling apples and oranges.

 

[Sundayschild]

Dancing naked in a post office while juggling apples and oranges.

Licking the stamps lasciviously

 

[tallladiesman]

Licking the stamps lasciviously

Not wearing a mask on the tube

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

Walking across the Giant's Causeway.

 

[StrokeOfThePen]

Leading the flock astray...!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Forgery

Tried to suck off a leprechaun.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Tried to suck off a leprechaun.

Propositioning Monica Lewinsky with a cigar.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Having too many dildos in the trunk/boot of their car.

 

[redraven13]

Smothering sweater puppies.

Attempting to free them in public

 

[DeckardNYC]

I plead guilty.

Doesn't matter, he plead guilty.

 

[redraven13]

Doesn't matter, he plead guilty.

Attempted fornication with a bird. (He tried to fuck a duck!)

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Attempted fornication with a bird. (He tried to fuck a duck!)

Spraying people with the with the milk from her boobs.

 

[redraven13]

Killing them with Kindness.

Identity theft of a movie star. He's not the "Real" Wilson.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Identity theft of a movie star. He's not the "Real" Wilson.

Giving heart attacks to people with her pics