If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[redraven13]

Copyright infringement.

Fondling the arts

 

[TwinkleStars]

Smacking the postal worker with their boobs.

 

[redraven13]

Smacking the postal worker with their boobs.

Causing a 5 car pileup by jogging on the side of the road

 

[Sundayschild]

Causing a 5 car pileup by jogging on the side of the road

Affecting the tides...

 

[redraven13]

Affecting the tides...

Stealing the Chicago "Bean"

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Intentionally coughing on an OCD inflicted person.

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

Pulling off a heist at the Ben and Jerry's factory.

 

[HotChef1970]

Infiltrating the Ben & Jerry’s factory and stirring the ice cream with one of her toys

 

[JerseyJade]

Infiltrating the Ben & Jerry’s factory and stirring the ice cream with one of her toys

Having sex with a inflatable sex doll in public.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Having sex with a inflatable sex doll in public.

Public indecency in Sayerville.

 

[LizVegas79]

Infiltrating the Ben & Jerry’s factory and stirring the ice cream with one of her toys

Adding sprinkles to everyone's ice cream at Ben & Jerry's with his "toy".

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Having sex with a inflatable sex doll in public.

Public oral copulation

 

[JerseyJade]

Public oral copulation

You mean I can get arrested for that???

Causing a scene and being a poor sport after losing in an arm wrestling contest.

 

[HotChef1970]

You mean I can get arrested for that???

Causing a scene and being a poor sport after losing in an arm wrestling contest.

Posing as an inflatable sex doll

 

[beachbaby179]

Attacking someone with a spatula. Claimed he thought it was a fly swatter. Yeah, right.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Attacking someone with a spatula. Claimed he thought it was a fly swatter. Yeah, right.

Doesn’t matter what they arrest her for because Harvey Keitel is taking the fall for it.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Doesn’t matter what they arrest her for because Harvey Keitel is taking the fall for it.

Sexually harassing Harvey Keitel.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Sexually harassing Harvey Keitel.

Stealing paper products from the gas station bathroom

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Stealing paper products from the gas station bathroom

too much giggling at the movie theatre

 

[LizVegas79]

too much giggling at the movie theatre

Having a massive grin on his face while he's dreaming in public

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Having a massive grin on his face while he's dreaming in public

for sitting on me and wiggling her bum on me at the park bench

 

[LizVegas79]

for sitting on me and wiggling her bum on me at the park bench

For not be a gentleman and giving up his seat for a lady at the park.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

For not be a gentleman and giving up his seat for a lady at the park.

for not recognizing sitting on my lap would be softer and more fun then the flat bench

 

[DeckardNYC]

for not recognizing sitting on my lap would be softer and more fun then the flat bench

Fondling women in public on park benches

 

[redraven13]

Fondling women in public on park benches

Helping Stu decade park benches for lascivious purposes