If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[stu_gats_2000]

Helping Stu decade park benches for lascivious purposes

For not joining us on the bench

 

[redraven13]

For not joining us on the bench

who says i wouldn't?

Flashing that smile at women in public

 

[stu_gats_2000]

who says i wouldn't?

Flashing that smile at women in public

with masks we cannot see anyone smile

for not burning her bra... freedom

 

[redraven13]

with masks we cannot see anyone smile

for not burning her bra... freedom

For burning my bras. Those are expensive!!!!

 

[stu_gats_2000]

For burning my bras. Those are expensive!!!!

For spending so much on the bra's... but I can see why

 

[redraven13]

For spending so much on the bra's... but I can see why

Checking out women's bras in public

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Checking out women's bras in public

for forgetting the the 60's movement to burn the bra

 

[redraven13]

for forgetting the the 60's movement to burn the bra

For wearing a Borat bathing suit in October

 

[Justabaldguy70]

For wearing a Borat bathing suit in October

For wearing clothes in October

 

[redraven13]

For wearing clothes in October

For watching questionable anime in public....

 

[RideFl71]

For watching questionable anime in public....

For giving away Victoria's Secrets...

 

[redraven13]

For giving away Victoria's Secrets...

For aiding and abetting in giving away said secrets

 

[RideFl71]

For aiding and abetting in giving away said secrets

I plead the fifth....

She was caught at work looking at LIT on her computer...

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

I plead the fifth....

She was caught at work looking at LIT on her computer...

Driving his bike on the shoulder of the road at 120 mph

 

[RideFl71]

Driving his bike on the shoulder of the road at 120 mph

For ignoring the dangerous curves sign!!

 

[MrPractical]

For ignoring the dangerous curves sign!!

Misuse of a Jock strap

 

[jasonmason]

Misuse of a Jock strap

False advertising after being found to have been impractical.

 

[DeckardNYC]

False advertising after being found to have been impractical.

Election fraud -- he's already voted 323 times.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Oh, this bastard! He walks the alleyways at night with his faithful manservant Sonji who films him picking fights with decrepit, old hobos.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Oh, this bastard! He walks the alleyways at night with his faithful manservant Sonji who films him picking fights with decrepit, old hobos.

Defrauding New Yorkers by selling them worthless Florida swampland.

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC was arrested for stealing all left foot socks in New York.

 

[Xerxes82]

Excessive style. She's rocking that tie just too hard.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Xerxes82 has been detained on the account of one too many Xerox forgeries of an alleged Edgar Allan Poe original work.

 

[Tampafel]

Smuggling penguins into a library without a permit.

 

[Little_Tease]

Smuggling penguins into a library without a permit.

For leaving boots laying on someone else's porch....