If you came with a warning label 🏷

[Neanderthal247]

Caution: You will always be a side piece. His main squeeze is cheese

Queso before hoes

 

[Chillygirl]

Warning: don’t piss her off she knows how to hide a body

 

[Xerxes82]

Do not feed the specimen

 

[SinfulRedhead]

So you burn easily, need more painkillers than others, and don’t have a soul?

hahaha....I guess those stereotypes are true as well!

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Will not ever stop exclaiming "Corgi Dog!" Each and every time a Corgi dog is present/seen.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Infected with a contagious virus - stay away. Far far away...

 

[PotNoodle79]

Has one smile programmed per fiscal quarter. Use them wisely.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

WARNING: Abstruse Memetic Vector!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Beware. Thinks they're hilarious. Unwanted smiling may occur.

 

[MrPimms]

Contains grumpiness.

 

[jason28053]

I speak softly but carry a big stick

 

[cheekygirl75]

I speak softly but carry a big stick

Is it really that big? I think we need proof!

 

[MrPimms]

Will ask what fictional characters you would do.

 

[jason28053]

Is it really that big? I think we need proof!

Stick Cheeky not dick
This big

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Stick Cheeky not dick
This big

So, jo stick, not bo stick. Gotcha.

 

[RipleNStllWtr]

Dudes is helpless and a walking disaster, keep clear and let him do his thing.

 

[angelofthenorth]

51% sweetheart
49 % bitch..........don't push it!

 

[Foxed]

Do not tumble dry

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Grammer + Punchuation R Impotent

 

[AmberLGreen]

Can become sarcastic when awake

 

[cheekygirl75]

Can become sarcastic when awake

Can?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Can?

Gotta breathe, so - minor breaks potentially

 

[kreemi_pi]

Think you're a Thunder God? Hammer her tonight, you'll be Thor tomorrow.

 

[Crankbait88]

Warning: Slow to anger. Once full, explosion imminent.

 

[J64stephenson]

Like the energizer bunny. “HE KEEPS GOING AN GOING AN GOING”