If you came with a warning label 🏷

[Havabrain]

What would it say?

Mine would say she’s FINE (fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional) and does not communicate well. *and petty....very petty

I'm honest, with no filter and don't care what others think.. disclaimer"retarded"

 

[SimonSex]

Loveable, house trained, dependable. Just add bourbon.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Bring your "A" game or stay home.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Caution: Has ADHD. Squirrels are cool to look at. Have you seen Stat Wars? Orange is a funny name for a color. And a fruit. But fruits are good and keep you healthy. Unlike syphilis

 

[MaximTerhune]

Warning! Premature ejaculation will be followed with an insatiable, thoughtful and lengthy session!

 

[AllAmericanMale]

WARNING! active imagination.

 

[EctoJohn]

Caution: Regular exposure may lead to depression.

 

[VamPal1]

Don't pm me out of the blue and expect Mary Poppins.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Bring your "A" game or stay home.

I'm staying my ass home, too old to put in effort

 

[angelofthenorth]

WARNING
May contain trace amounts of sarcasm

 

[mickyp123]

Do not tease the Dragon with Knickers

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Will accelerate your neural pathways with continuous exposure.

 

[puppett]

apply restraints carefully to avoid causing discomfort or injury.

 

[angelofthenorth]

WARNING
Mouth operates faster than brain

 

[Neanderthal247]

Most are my posts are simply clowning and I find it funnier, when someone gets mad.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Do not remove warning label under penalty of law.

 

[mrdiscreetshh]

Pretty simple and widely known rule: suck me consistently and I shall give you the world

 

[peekingone]

Bring your "A" game or stay home.

this is great. Well done

 

[angelofthenorth]

WARNING
Do not stick your finger into anything you wouldn't stick your dick in!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

WARNING
Do not stick your finger into anything you wouldn't stick your dick in!

But what if the system is over excited and multiple holes need plugged simultaneously?

 

[angelofthenorth]

But what if the system is over excited and multiple holes need plugged simultaneously?

Then put a hard hat on and do yer best!

 

[TongueLust]

Deletes at the drop of a hat.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Beware of morning interactions before coffee

 

[99Freedom]

Eye protection is advised

 

[angelofthenorth]

Warning
Do not set yourself on fire.......(that's my job!)....ooh, that would go on a t-shirt too....hmmmm