If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[SweetSara86]

You made me laugh! The Creampie in the ass is option I can't say I wouldn't be looking at your ass though

Thank god somebody laughed!

Taps microphone ** hello **hello is this thing on?

 

[troubledone]

Thank god somebody laughed!

Taps microphone ** hello **hello is this thing on?

Taps
Taps
and wonder
if taps
are for running
fluids

 

[SweetSara86]

Taps
Taps
and wonder
if taps
are for running
fluids

I would ask him if he was lost and then take him to the lost and found section at the nearest mall

 

[troubledone]

I would ask him if he was lost and then take him to the lost and found section at the nearest mall

Hand them a torch lite

 

[SweetSara86]

Hand them a torch lite

I'd use my handy torchlite to see so i could help free him from the bubble wrap some assholes wrapped him up in

 

[troubledone]

I'd use my handy torchlite to see so i could help free him from the bubble wrap some assholes wrapped him up in

Let her feel certain bones that the bubble wraps could not contain .

 

[thedeepestsigh]

Say hi, and go get a beer

 

[troubledone]

Sigh deeper

 

[ForestFlame]

Sigh deeper

have a game of poker

 

[curvyangel1969]

have a game of poker

Grab some food. I'm starving.

 

[UpwardSpiral]

Grab some food. I'm starving.

Give her a very polite greeting, and if she didn't stop to engage in small talk, I'd kindly step to the side, and very much enjoy watching her walk away.

 

[SweetSara86]

Give her a very polite greeting, and if she didn't stop to engage in small talk, I'd kindly step to the side, and very much enjoy watching her walk away.

Take the elevator? I got nothing

 

[QuietCanadian]

Take the elevator? I got nothing

Maybe take her to Lowe's or something to get proper lighting for the area.

 

[SweetSara86]

Maybe take her to Lowe's or something to get proper lighting for the area.

Ask him where I might find the best Canadian bacon:

***winks**"

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Ask him where I might find the best Canadian bacon

***winks**"

I'd offer to buy the lovely lady dinner.

 

[SweetSara86]

I'd offer to buy the lovely lady dinner.

Point his cork away from me and pop that bottle

 

[troubledone]

Point his cork away from me and pop that bottle

Pacifiers

by the dozens

 

[Paul_Chance]

Pacifiers

by the dozens

A quick round of craps.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A quick round of craps.

I'd... take a chance.... and do something scandalous to him.

 

[lowphat]

I'd... take a chance.... and do something scandalous to him.

I'd take pictures

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'd take pictures

Of the dark alley?

 

[lowphat]

Of the dark alley?

Of you being scandalous, and then I'd blackmail you with the pictures

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Of you being scandalous, and then I'd blackmail you with the pictures

Oh! Well then I guess I'd kick you where it hurts the most, follow it up with a roundhouse kick to make sure you're going down, grab the camera from you, and say "have a nice day" as I leave you cowering and whimpering in the dirt.

 

[lowphat]

Oh! Well then I guess I'd kick you where it hurts the most, follow it up with a roundhouse kick to make sure you're going down, grab the camera from you, and say "have a nice day" as I leave you cowering and whimpering in the dirt.

*Picks teeth up from the ground, and hails a cab*

 

[curvyangel1969]

*Picks teeth up from the ground, and hails a cab*

*Breaks out non existent medical skills and gives him and examination* ( this is the equivalent of "kissing the boo boos and making it better" that's all I've got)