If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Plane_Guy]

Sell him some freshly printed...errr newly acquired... Braves tickets....box seats.....cheap!

Say "Aloha".

 

[papadoc19]

Keep walking

 

[Taegul]

Impromptu him versus me air guitar competition.

 

[Little_Sister]

Impromptu him versus me air guitar competition.

I didn't do that. He was like that when I found him officer.

 

[snexxer]

I didn't do that. He was like that when I found him officer.

Give her a hello kiss.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Give her a hello kiss.

invite him to a coffee shop for coffee and cake.....mmmm cake

 

[snexxer]

invite him to a coffee shop for coffee and cake.....mmmm cake

I'll buy this time

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

I'll buy this time

Ask for directions out of this alley! Help!

 

[Tallulah82]

Ask for directions out of this alley! Help!

Ask to see her pussy. Cos I'm sure mine isn't pretty, so I need a starting point on how to improve it! Just a bit of guidance will do.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

post a video of the above action

 

[Tallulah82]

post a video of the above action

Smack him over his head for his perviness. This was more clinical, actually. Just factual pussy-comparing. Sheesh. Men.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Smack him over his head for his perviness. This was more clinical, actually. Just factual pussy-comparing. Sheesh. Men.

semi enjoy the beat down and watching the pussy comparison was fun

 

[Tallulah82]

semi enjoy the beat down and watching the pussy comparison was fun

Appreciate that he likes a bit of semi-beating...

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Appreciate that he likes a bit of semi-beating...

Appreciate that is is a semi beating... so I can still enjoy the view... vs a knock down...

 

[Taegul]

Rap battle. I'm thinking I'd lose that one.

 

[Karabare]

Rap battle. I'm thinking I'd lose that one.

Dance battle. Pretty sure you'd lose that one too.

 

[Taegul]

Dance battle. Pretty sure you'd lose that one too.

I'd teach her how to break dance.

See Karabare? That's how you break your ankle dancing!

 

[Karabare]

I'd teach her how to break dance.

See Karabare? That's how you break your ankle dancing!

I'll leave you at the door of the closest ER

 

[13Fantasies]

I'll leave you at the door of the closest ER

I'd follow her. Ass that fine, you gotta keep your eyes on it.

 

[Karabare]

I'd follow her. Ass that fine, you gotta keep your eyes on it.

Keep watching as i walk away

 

[Taegul]

Keep watching as i walk away

I'd build a campfire because that was cold!

 

[Little_Sister]

I'd build a campfire because that was cold!

Slap his ass and call him Sally.

 

[elli1point1]

Slap his ass and call him Sally.

ruuuun

 

[elli1point1]

Offer her a pull off my Mad Dog 20/20

call the police

 

[Taegul]

call the police

Show up in a cheesy stripper-cop costume with a boombox playing cheesy stripper music and put on a show. Tips are appreciated.