If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Workingman0315]

Buy a beer maybe go find some girls

 

[papadoc19]

Ask him about his job

 

[Taegul]

I'd ask him for directions to Main Street, but he has to give them in ABC Playground order.

 

[papadoc19]

Fist bumps

 

[Scentofawoman]

Get some dance moves grooving

 

[Violetvixen1]

Get some dance moves grooving

Prolly approach with drunken cation- which means none at all.

 

[papadoc19]

Nod...

 

[Taegul]

I'd give him a "G'day mate" and go back to hunting crocodiles.

 

[papadoc19]

Say "Wassup"

 

[Taegul]

I'd probably really wonder why I keep running into the same guy here in this dark alley that I keep getting stranded with on a deserted island.

 

[Lilhippychick]

Take his sunglasses off so he could see better.

 

[cliteatingman]

Take his sunglasses off so he could see better.

Not saying , but you would love ever second!

 

[Lilhippychick]

Not saying , but you would love ever second!

Say “My mother warned me about guys like you.”

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Grab her, push her against the wall and kiss her which would be hard to do on crutches!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Grab her, push her against the wall and kiss her which would be hard to do on crutches!

Damnit! Do I need to do neurovascular checks on you?
('Cause if not... )

 

[islandjoe2]

Try to get her to sign up for this no obligation, 100% guaranteed way to make money from home in her spare time.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Damnit! Do I need to do neurovascular checks on you?
('Cause if not... )

Is that one of those tests where I have to Cough? If so I definitely need the test!

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Is that one of those tests where I have to Cough? If so I definitely need the test!

Grab his crutch and hit him on the head with it!

Nah, help him from the alley and go have dinner!

 

[boss302500]

Grab his crutch and hit him on the head with it!

Nah, help him from the alley and go have dinner!

Gladly offer to take her home safely

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Gladly offer to take her home safely

Once he takes me home safely, jump his bones!

 

[steve6161]

Once he takes me home safely, jump his bones!

Anything she wanted.

 

[papadoc19]

Ask him when Minions 2 is coming out

 

[islandjoe2]

Ask him if this rag smells like chloroform.

 

[papadoc19]

Ask him when is Seattle getting a basketball team

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Ask him when is Seattle getting a basketball team

Sell him some freshly printed...errr newly acquired... Braves tickets....box seats.....cheap!