If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Tallulah82]

Show up in a cheesy stripper-cop costume with a boombox playing cheesy stripper music and put on a show. Tips are appreciated.

Demand that he puts on a show. But only tip him if he can swing his boom box around on the end of his shlong. Do it! Do it! Do it!

 

[tnman03]

Demand that he puts on a show. But only tip him if he can swing his boom box around on the end of his shlong. Do it! Do it! Do it!

Ask her why she skipped out of the bar the night before after she got me to buy her all of those drinks.

 

[Karabare]

Ask her why she skipped out of the bar the night before after she got me to buy her all of those drinks.

Convince him to no longer comment on the Battle of the Sexes thread. (Cracks knuckles)

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Convince him to no longer comment on the Battle of the Sexes thread. (Cracks knuckles)

Invite her to go on a Curvy Girl trip to Ecuador! (And leave our names all over the country)

 

[Nevyn_Black]

Invite her to go on a Curvy Girl trip to Ecuador! (And leave our names all over the country)

Escort her home.

 

[BadAmy]

Escort her home.

Politely curtsey.

 

[ashik09]

Politely curtsey.

Offer a cheery wave and a, "Hello!"

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Offer a cheery wave and a, "Hello!"

Wraps arm around waist and offers to buy her a drink

 

[hotoldrguy]

ask her to dance with me.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

ask her to dance with me.

Accepts invitation!!

 

[plesmoreagain]

ask him if he is really holding up that wall..

 

[Karabare]

Invite her to go on a Curvy Girl trip to Ecuador! (And leave our names all over the country)

I'm in!!!! My spanish in deplorable but I'm adventurous.

 

[bulgy_pants]

I'm in!!!! My spanish in deplorable but I'm adventurous.

Make sure she gets out safely

 

[_valkyrie_]

Lend him some harem pants.

 

[delicious_man]

Listen to some Wagner

 

[Kim1980]

Kneel

 

[delicious_man]

Kneel

Raise my eyes at the girl on her knees

 

[Taegul]

Stroll on by.

 

[13Fantasies]

Stroll on by.

What are you laughing at, tough guy?

 

[Taegul]

Dance off for street cred.

 

[Jada59]

Dance off for street cred.

Ha! Same!

 

[Taegul]

Ha! Same!

Clothing optional? I'm working on a stripper pole routine ya know...

 

[Plane_Guy]

Clothing optional? I'm working on a stripper pole routine ya know...

Ask why he's wearing sunglasses in a dark alley.

 

[L0tus]

You must be the person they told me to find so I can exchange my life savings of pachinko balls.

 

[Plane_Guy]

You must be the person they told me to find so I can exchange my life savings of pachinko balls.

No Ma'am, that's him over there; but I'll be glad to take your hand and escort you through this dark alley.