If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[LanguageOfLove]

No Ma'am, that's him over there; but I'll be glad to take your hand and escort you through this dark alley.

Get a ride of course Out of that dark alley

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Get a ride of course Out of that dark alley

show her the way out of the alley... and offer to by her a drink

 

[Taegul]

I would mumble about my latest UFO abduction and all the experiments they performed on me. Then I'd run off while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the top of my lungs.

 

[Plane_Guy]

I would mumble about my latest UFO abduction and all the experiments they performed on me. Then I'd run off while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the top of my lungs.

Politely mention to him that he's still wearing sunglasses in a dark alley...

 

[Eisranac]

Politely mention to him that he's still wearing sunglasses in a dark alley...

Suggest in a constructive manner that he use his whiskey compass, radar and flight instruments — or at least notice that there was no visual approach slope indicator — so that his airplane does not wind up in a dark alley next time.

 

[Taegul]

Suggest in a constructive manner that he use his whiskey compass, radar and flight instruments — or at least notice that there was no visual approach slope indicator — so that his airplane does not wind up in a dark alley next time.

And now for my next impression....Jesse Owens!

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

And now for my next impression....Jesse Owens!

Duh! Help him take off his sunglasses. For sure he can't see a damn thing.

 

[cliteatingman]

Duh! Help him take off his sunglasses. For sure he can't see a damn thing.

Invite her to join me at the nearest cafe!

 

[Taegul]

I'd run away and keep running until the blades on my ice skates fell off. Then I'd keep running.

 

[tnman03]

Call 911 to report some crazy guy in wearing sunglasses in a dark alley screaming about being pepper sprayed. And then toss the pepper spray into a nearby dumpster. I mean who else goes in dark alleys wearing sunglasses then someone up to no good….right?

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Call 911 to report some crazy guy in wearing sunglasses in a dark alley screaming about being pepper sprayed. And then toss the pepper spray into a nearby dumpster. I mean who else goes in dark alleys wearing sunglasses then someone up to no good….right?

Gather him up in a hug and invite him to dinner that either I'll cook or we eat at a restaurant to catch up on things.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Gather him up in a hug and invite him to dinner that either I'll cook or we eat at a restaurant to catch up on things.

Given the avatar, I'd want to grab some ice cream

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Gather him up in a hug and invite him to dinner that either I'll cook or we eat at a restaurant to catch up on things.

Ask her for dinner and drinks... maybe ice cream

 

[Taegul]

We could form our own street band. I call dibs on the metal trash can drums.

 

[TongueLust]

Rob him. lol

Joking.

 

[snexxer]

Rob him. lol

Joking.

Be very polite and friendly.

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

Be very polite and friendly.

Sorry but I might steal your teddy

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sorry but I might steal your teddy

Play with her hair some....

 

[curvyangel1969]

Be very polite and friendly.

Well, I would probably wonder what we were both doing in a dark alley. After that probably go for a drink or something and talk about all the lit shenanigans.

ETA...Sorry for skips. Slow connection here.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Well, I would probably wonder what we were both doing in a dark alley. After that probably go for a drink or something and talk about all the lit shenanigans.

ETA...Sorry for skips. Slow connection here.

I'd be looking forward to navigating some amazing curves...

 

[angelofthenorth]

I'd be looking forward to navigating some amazing curves...

go for a beer

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

go for a beer

Invite her in the open, sit beside her, and listen to her stories.

 

[Echo5Mike]

Invite her in the open, sit beside her, and listen to her stories.

Hit up the tattoo parlor around the corner with her

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

Hit up the tattoo parlor around the corner with her

Suggest a tattoo idea, to be inked in his chest. Button that down properly, will you?

 

[Echo5Mike]

Suggest a tattoo idea, to be inked in his chest. Button that down properly, will you?

get that chest piece, and then make sure my shirt stays buttoned down properly