If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Jada59]

get that chest piece, and then make sure my shirt stays buttoned down properly

Break out the old school boombox and dance my ass off.

 

[Echo5Mike]

Break out the old school boombox and dance my ass off.

what are we dancing to though?!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Yell at him to test the alley's acoustics.

 

[Jada59]

what are we dancing to though?!

Jump Jive and Wail

 

[angelofthenorth]

Jump Jive and Wail

go for a drink

 

[stu_gats_2000]

draw a picture to communicate

 

[Karabare]

draw a picture to communicate

Offer him a razor

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Offer him a razor

Say hello...my way....

 

[Taegul]

I'd ask for some clarification on "fucktackling". But no demonstrations please...

 

[Handsonyou]

Nod and say hello, keep on walking.

 

[Just_Jen]

Look to see where his hands are.

 

[Plane_Guy]

Look to see where his hands are.

Ask her to protect me. TX girl's are tough.

 

[GarrettTX1]

Ask her to protect me. TX girl's are tough.

You betcha brotha. Great answer. And super sexy too!

 

[Jada59]

You betcha brotha. Great answer. And super sexy too!

I would bat my eyes and hope for a cuddle.

 

[GarrettTX1]

Ask her if I could pet her pretty kitty!

Sorry, (slaps hand) couldn't resist...'

 

[Plane_Guy]

Ask her if I could pet her pretty kitty!

Sorry, (slaps hand) couldn't resist...'

Challenge him to a foot race. Dark alleys are not usually good places to spend lots of time in.

 

[Eisranac]

Challenge him to a foot race. Dark alleys are not usually good places to spend lots of time in.

Suggest in a constructive manner that he use his whiskey compass, radar and flight instruments — or at least notice that there was no visual approach slope indicator — so that his airplane does not wind up in a dark alley next time.

Why do I get the feeling I am experiencing déjà vu?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Suggest in a constructive manner that he use his whiskey compass, radar and flight instruments — or at least notice that there was no visual approach slope indicator — so that his airplane does not wind up in a dark alley next time.

Why do I get the feeling I am experiencing déjà vu?

Shyly introduce myself.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Shyly introduce myself.

Pay her back for our last encounter in the alley

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Shyly introduce myself.

Kiss her hotly.

 

[Taegul]

Guys with razor blades in dark alleys make me run for help.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Guys with razor blades in dark alleys make me run for help.

Put him over my knee and spank his ass for being so neglectful! :caning:

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Put him over my knee and spank his ass for being so neglectful! :caning:

Tie her hands behind her back and take her home for a nice spanking

 

[ForestFlame]

Jump on his back and hug him lots

 

[MrEd63]

Jump on his back and hug him lots

Take her hand and lead her to safety