If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[TheMrBurns]

Shove him up against the wall, grab his ass and demand a song...

Jesus woman, I'm already three verses in... I just needs the hook ending!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Challenge him for a ninja duel.

 

[JugheadJane]

Shout her a bevy of her choice. She looks like someone I’d get on well with.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Ask her where she bought her coat.

 

[Taegul]

I'd run some story ideas by her.

 

[Handsonyou]

Smile and wave

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Smile, make small talk and invite him to a home cooked meal.

 

[JerseyJade]

Smile, make small talk and invite him to a home cooked meal.

Ask her if she brought food

 

[cliteatingman]

Ask her if she brought food

Pull out my picnic blanket

 

[Taegul]

Yell "Stranger Danger!" and run until my shoes fell apart.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Yell "Stranger Danger!" and run until my shoes fell apart.

go for a coffee

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

go for a coffee

Take her to Blues Alley (a Blues club in an alley in DC) and have fun.

 

[tallladiesman]

Take her to Blues Alley (a Blues club in an alley in DC) and have fun.

Ask her for a dance !

 

[_valkyrie_]

I would ask him to change the lightbulb of the street lamp, so that the alley would be dark no more.

 

[Taegul]

I would ask him to change the lightbulb of the street lamp, so that the alley would be dark no more.

Instead of changing the bulb, I'd install a strobe light just to confuse the hell out of any alley-goers.

 

[hotoldrguy]

ask him if he wants to go grab a beer

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

ask him if he wants to go grab a beer

Give him a hug and kiss on the cheek.

 

[tnman03]

Give him a hug and kiss on the cheek.

Smile at her and ask how she's been.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Smile at her and ask how she's been.

Smile back, clasp his hand, slowly walk and talk about any and everything as we exit the alley.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Smile back, clasp his hand, slowly walk and talk about any and everything as we exit the alley.

Let her under my umbrella and take her somewhere warm.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Let her under my umbrella and take her somewhere warm.

I would say hello and introduce myself

 

[Shi_One81]

I would say hello and introduce myself

High five and chest bump

 

[SoulAssasin247]

High five and chest bump

My man boobs meet your big boobs lol

 

[angelofthenorth]

My man boobs meet your big boobs lol

go for a bite to eat and a drink

 

[Led_Astray]

Say hello, Kitty