If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[KarenB59]

Say hello, Kitty

Point them in the right direction.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Point them in the right direction.

Invite her for a drink and walk her home safely

 

[Taegul]

Well, if he's got no clothes on, I'd make like the Roadrunner and *Poof*.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Put a baseball cap, a fake beard and shadow him.

 

[Taegul]

I would read for her an epic story that would challenge everything we thought we knew about ourselves, our very existence, and the true meaning of life itself.

So Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat again, V?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Run.
Well start walking, then walking faster, then finally run.

How is this not the only right answer?!?!

 

[Taegul]

Run.
Well start walking, then walking faster, then finally run.

How is this not the only right answer?!?!

Wait, am I chasing you, or are you chasing me?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Wait, am I chasing you, or are you chasing me?

Excellent question.

I assume you're chasing me...because of course you are

 

[Handsonyou]

Excellent question.

I assume you're chasing me...because of course you are

Guide her through the darkness....unless she preferred the dark.

 

[Taegul]

2018 Hopscotch world championship. Bring it!

 

[Little_Sister]

2018 Hopscotch world championship. Bring it!

Make him switch his AV to his profile picture RIGHT then so he doesn't look so OOOOLLLLDDD when I run across him on the board.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Make him switch his AV to his profile picture RIGHT then so he doesn't look so OOOOLLLLDDD when I run across him on the board.

Introduce myself to my new bestie

 

[Taegul]

Make him switch his AV to his profile picture RIGHT then so he doesn't look so OOOOLLLLDDD when I run across him on the board.

I'd fuck Natalie Portman in that alley regardless of how old I look.

 

[Taegul]

Introduce myself to my new bestie

Oops, I skipped her, ok I'd fuck her too. Damn I'm gonna be sore tomorrow.

 

[Little_Sister]

Oops, I skipped her, ok I'd fuck her too. Damn I'm gonna be sore tomorrow.

Tag me in coach!! I can do her, you and still have time to watch gay porn on mother less.

 

[Taegul]

I'd 'borrow' her laptop and gaze on in wonderous horror at all the things I find on it.

 

[done_got_old]

I'd 'borrow' her laptop and gaze on in wonderous horror at all the things I find on it.

jump his bones

 

[Smoothshavendad]

jump his bones

I’m sure that I could come up with something fun for two consenting mature people to do.

 

[Little_Sister]

I’m sure that I could come up with something fun for two consenting mature people to do.

Ask him how he combats razor burn.

 

[delicious_man]

Ask him how he combats razor burn.

Whisper something only she could hear.

 

[Little_Sister]

Whisper something only she could hear.

Drag him even deeper into the alley so he can do all those yummy things instead of just talking about them.

((Never seen you before. You are a hottie. Nice profile pics))

 

[tnman03]

Drag him even deeper into the alley so he can do all those yummy things instead of just talking about them.

((Never seen you before. You are a hottie. Nice profile pics))

Check to see if she had a clickable link on her.

 

[Little_Sister]

Check to see if she had a clickable link on her.

Strip, just to make sure he knew I didn't have any contraband.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Strip, just to make sure he knew I didn't have any contraband.

Open my trenchcoat and show her my memes

 

[hairball18]

Open my trenchcoat and show her my memes

Hold her trenchcoat for her.