If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[fisherfella]

Impossible, would have smelled the aftershave 2 blocks away..

 

[Stevew0073]

say Hello

 

[Taegul]

The smell of French fries would probably make me hungry. The idea of Ronald McDonald in full make-up and costume trying to get me into his windowless panel van would scare the...oh, Ronald has free French fries in there? I'm going for a ride!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Umm... call the cops for him? Bc I think he just got kidnapped.

 

[Apisto42]

Umm... call the cops for him? Bc I think he just got kidnapped.

I would ravish her uncontrollably.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I would ravish her uncontrollably.

I would ravish him in a very very controlled manner.

 

[Little_Sister]

I would ravish him in a very very controlled manner.

I would watch the ravishing with rapt attention.

 

[Stevew0073]

I would watch the ravishing with rapt attention.

Offer a glass of wine as she watches.

 

[Apisto42]

I would ravish him in a very very controlled manner.

I would watch the ravishing with rapt attention.

Offer a glass of wine as she watches.

Apparently I’m very busy in a dark alley. Good thing I like being watched.

 

[Little_Sister]

Apparently I’m very busy in a dark alley. Good thing I like being watched.

Point him to a chair he can use as a prop.

 

[Led_Astray]

Offer to escort her to a place of safety.

 

[Polranny]

I'd run like he'll, he looks too much like St.George for my liking

 

[Apisto42]

I'd run like he'll, he looks too much like St.George for my liking

I’d puff puff pass like you should when you’re with a dragon.

 

[curvyangel1969]

I’d puff puff pass like you should when you’re with a dragon.

Challenge him to a dance off. Michael Jackson style

 

[Apisto42]

Challenge him to a dance off. Michael Jackson style

Wait, now that I’m high as fuck you want me to dance?

Fine. *moon walks into the brick wall and falls flat on my ass*

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Wait, now that I’m high as fuck you want me to dance?

Fine. *moon walks into the brick wall and falls flat on my ass*

Be deeply concerned why hes moon walking by himself.

 

[Taegul]

1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war.

 

[Karabare]

1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war.

Break his thumbs

 

[TheMrBurns]

Break his thumbs

Hide my thumbs

 

[Apisto42]

Hide my thumbs

Pass on by.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Pass on by.

Pick him up off the floor after that moonwalk fiasco.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Ask her if she knew a good taco joint nearby?

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Pick him up off the floor after that moonwalk fiasco.

I would escort her safely home.

 

[Cum_Inside]

I would escort her safely home.

Ask if he’d help with the lawnscaping.

 

[Trouble_maker]

I would escort her safely home.

Offer them a coupon I got from the sweet waxing spot near my grandmas.