If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[MrEd63]

I'd be glad it's not the Boston strangler.

Escort the Lady to somewhere more saloubrious

 

[_valkyrie_]

Go for a banana smoothie at the smoothie bar across the alley.

 

[done_got_old]

Go for a banana smoothie at the smoothie bar across the alley.

Let her deal with the zombies while I escape.

 

[Karabare]

Let her deal with the zombies while I escape.

Totally defend her against zombies

 

[Xerxes82]

Totally defend her against zombies

Greet her warmly to hide the ogling. *drools*

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Totally defend her against zombies

I'd be like "Hi there, sorry it's dark, let me turn on the light..." And then probably be like "Ohhh my, you're kinda cute. Buy you a drink?"

 

[Karabare]

I'd be like "Hi there, sorry it's dark, let me turn on the light..." And then probably be like "Ohhh my, you're kinda cute. Buy you a drink?"

I'm going to run my hands through his gorgeous hair

 

[jasonmason]

I'm going to run my hands through his gorgeous hair

Make sure she gets out safely.

 

[done_got_old]

Make sure she gets out safely.

Follow him out!

 

[haha_on_me]

Follow him out!

Help her across the street, that's what Scouts do.

 

[Taegul]

Epic street rap battle.

 

[JerseyJade]

Epic street rap battle.

Teach him how to add and subtract.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Epic street rap battle.

I’d hug her cause I haven’t seen her in ages.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I’d hug her cause I haven’t seen her in ages.

I'd see if she wanted to go for a drink.

 

[13Fantasies]

I'd see if she wanted to go for a drink.

Depends on if she was brandishing a broken beer bottle my way...

 

[Zillda]

Politely inquire if he'd like to indulge in any of his fantasies.

 

[fullservice65]

Politely inquire if he'd like to indulge in any of his fantasies.

Faint.

 

[Bellissa]

Faint.

Administer first aid

 

[13Fantasies]

Administer first aid

A cheesy line:

"What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Certain to woo her intellectual nature.

 

[Bellissa]

Faint.

A cheesy line:

"What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Certain to woo her intellectual nature.

Explain that I'm busy resuscitating fullservice65!

 

[13Fantasies]

Explain that I'm busy resuscitating fullservice65!

Oh.

Well, that didn't work.

Try #2:

"I can take you away from this life, baby. Come with me."

 

[ElliesExplorations]

Oh.

Well, that didn't work.

Try #2:

"I can take you away from this life, baby. Come with me."

I'd say "Where's your light switch" lol

 

[Polranny]

I would leave them to their own devices

 

[fullservice65]

I would leave them to their own devices

Ask if he's seen Bellissa.

 

[zydrate]

Ask if he's seen Bellissa.

Throw a tomato at him