If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[magicmikeaustin]

Check if her Christmas lights twinkle.

Everything OK?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Everything OK?

She needs new batteries. ...or a little of your magic.

 

[HBergeron]

She needs new batteries. ...or a little of your magic.

Ask her if she wants to make applesauce.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

She needs new batteries. ...or a little of your magic.

Magic is shared

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Magic is shared

Did you bring your wand?

 

[numeniusa]

Did you bring your wand?

Ask her what he did with the wand

 

[_valkyrie_]

Assuming what's described in her title to be true, ask, if by any chance she might have some scones and blackberry jam in her picnic basket.

 

[Taegul]

Tap her on the shoulder and scream at the top of my lungs, "tag, you're it!" Then run off into the darkness laughing hysterically.

 

[zydrate]

Tap her on the shoulder and scream at the top of my lungs, "tag, you're it!" Then run off into the darkness laughing hysterically.

Watch him run by

 

[Ginmill72]

Watch him run by

Offer to buy her a drink at the corner pub.

 

[KarenB59]

Offer to buy her a drink at the corner pub.

Give him a finger wiggling wave.

 

[Jd192235]

Give him a finger wiggling wave.

Depending which finger she’s waving I’d watch the stars w her

 

[KarenB59]

Depending which finger she’s waving I’d watch the stars w her

All fingers and I'd say let's go watch those stars.

 

[Jd192235]

All fingers and I'd say let's go watch those stars.

Discuss Calvin and Hobbes w her

 

[KarenB59]

Discuss Calvin and Hobbes w her

Ask why we're not going out on the boat to do a little fishing.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Ask why we're not going out on the boat to do a little fishing.

Say what's up, take her to dinner and make fun of listers lol

 

[Jada59]

Say what's up, take her to dinner and make fun of listers lol

Trap him up against the wall and attempt to have my way with him!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Build a makeshift shelter and leave it in the alley with some cat food and water.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Build a makeshift shelter and leave it in the alley with some cat food and water.

Tell her I loved seeing her perform at a Lilith Fair in the 90s.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Tell her I loved seeing her perform at a Lilith Fair in the 90s.

Offer to walk with her until we could each get an Uber.

 

[Fierywhore]

Offer to walk with her until we could each get an Uber.

Make out a hell of a lot

 

[MrEd63]

Make out a hell of a lot

Ravish her - but in a very nice way

 

[flamouria]

Ravish her - but in a very nice way

Mug him for his banana.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Mug him for his banana.

Ask where she got the banana.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Flicker the headlights thrice.