If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[fullservice65]

Throw a tomato at him

Duck.
*quack*

 

[Bellissa]

Ask if he's seen Bellissa.

Check he's fully recovered..

 

[MattWolf]

Steal her skirt.

 

[Bellissa]

Steal her skirt.

Retrieve it and squash his bowler hat

 

[MattWolf]

Retrieve it and squash his bowler hat

Steal her knickers.

 

[Taegul]

Impromptu street karaoke competition.

 

[Gamine67]

Roll my polyhedral dice.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Pull my +1 Long-sword of reverse devouring and well let it's magic happen

 

[Taegul]

Pull my +1 Long-sword of reverse devouring and well let it's magic happen

If it's magic he wants, I'll perform my disappearing act.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Team up to rid the town of villains and miscreants.

 

[LucianaGrace]

Team up to rid the town of villains and miscreants.

Pull her gently from the cold, dark alley into a warm speakeasy with only a roaring fire to hear our conversation.

 

[delicious_man]

Pull her gently from the cold, dark alley into a warm speakeasy with only a roaring fire to hear our conversation.

Sweep her off her feet.

 

[ThirdShift]

Sweep her off her feet.

Wonder how I got to the UK

 

[Plane_Guy]

Wonder how I got to the UK

Ask why they're out this time of day.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Challenge him to a RC plane race. First to crash the plane against the lamp post across the street has to bake a tray of oatmeal cookies.

 

[DevlinSide]

I'd ask he or she had rank their top 10 cookies tonsee if/where oatmeal ranked.

 

[Taegul]

I'd take my cookies and run.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

I'd take my cookies and run.

I'd realize I had no idea how to pronounce his name and run away....or burst into flames. What have you.

 

[cliteatingman]

Step back so as not to get burned

 

[Taegul]

Do my impression of Jessie Owens.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Do my impression of Jessie Owens.

Wait for him to cross the finish line and then....

 

[Taegul]

Wait for him to cross the finish line and then....

And then tackle, grope, and take a few victory laps.

 

[zydrate]

And then tackle, grope, and take a few victory laps.

cautiously walk by him....

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

And then tackle, grope, and take a few victory laps.

Sing a duet of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

cautiously walk by him....

Check if her Christmas lights twinkle.