JerseyJade
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I see that you're a chauffeur. Can you give me a ride home?
I see that you're a chauffeur. Can you give me a ride home?
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Invite her to dinner. Either I'll cook or take her to some of the delicious restaurants in the DMV area.
Asian_Flower
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I would definitely want to know what she was doing in a dark alley!! Then join in!
JerseyJade
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Give her the biggest hug ever
and then...I would definitely want to know what she was doing in a dark alley!! Then join in!
leave so that her and Asian_Flower has some privacy.
Asian_Flower
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Give her the biggest hug ever
leave so that her and Asian_Flower has some privacy.
Convince her to stay!
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The more, the merrier...we all go out and make bad decisions and just have good, honest fun.
TANSTAAFL58
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You'll need an escort
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Give him a hug, treat him as well as the friend he is and have him join us on our bad decisions venture. He would laugh as much as we would.
dashie33
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Escort her through the corridor of ill repute until we found a more inviting locale.
Misshotndeep
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Talk him into helping me find people making out and scare them. Mwahhhh!
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Misshotndeep
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Gently correct her use of pronouns.
Second verse same as the first. Plus I might steal her socks. Lol
TANSTAAFL58
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Gently correct her use of pronouns.
Psst, you two, over here, in the darker corner...
AllAmericanMale
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Ask if they've seen the concierge...
JustAnotherFlower
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Run away screaming...
TANSTAAFL58
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Take her hand and say "There, there"
done_got_old
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I'd feel totally safe.
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Exchange the identical, black, bulletproof briefcases we both carry and move along, without a word.
Plane_Guy
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Follow her. I'm curious about what's in the briefcase.
PNWKitten
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Act all shady and hand him a clandestine packet containing melatonin. Then disappear into the shadows
TANSTAAFL58
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Tempt her out of the shadows with a rubber mouse.
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Now I have to follow Kitten down the rabbit hole so I can share the melatonin.
Sounds like we both need it.
PNWKitten
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Now I have to follow Kitten down the rabbit hole so I can share the melatonin.
Sounds like we both need it.
Slink out of the shadows. who can resist toys and games of cat and mouse. offers cat nip
TANSTAAFL58
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Cool, I have papers. Plane_Guy, do you have a light?What? Oh.
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