If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

I'd ask him to recommend a coffee for someone who hasn't found a coffee yet he could stomach.
 
Surely I would introduce myself, take her by the hand and walk her out of the dark alley to the nearest gas station where my car is parked. The rest would be history 🤣
 
Seeing as Valyrie is clearly the Boss of the Alley I would decide that discretion is the better part of valour, wish her a Good Evening then fuck off swiftly!

Throw him a bone and proceed with my dastardly plans to rule the universe!
 
make sure she has a steady supply of warm buttery popcorn so as to enhance her viewing pleasure. ;)



first order of business would be to let him know unequivocally that I have no clit....

Due to said chain mail, I would cancel my plans to rule the universe AND RUN!!!
 
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