If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Firecracker]

Probably just enjoy the dark alley ....

 

[Jd192235]

Probably just enjoy the dark alley ....

Feel around to see if she has her suit on. It is dark!!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Ask, "How's the fishing in there?"

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Ask, "How's the fishing in there?"

Panhandle a free lunch.

 

[de_valmont]

Panhandle a free lunch.

Let her smell my hands.

 

[Taegul]

Well, I wouldn't be going near his hands. I'd use my communicator and have Scotty beam me up.

 

[chame1eon]

Shake his hand and say hello.

 

[Taegul]

Shake his hand and say hello.

I'd adjust my not-at-all creepy trench coat and shake her hand right back and offer to walk her to a better lit alley.

 

[Jada59]

I'd adjust my not-at-all creepy trench coat and shake her hand right back and offer to walk her to a better lit alley.

I would bat my eyes, look cute and hope he would pet me.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I would bat my eyes, look cute and hope he would pet me.

Pet the Kitty

 

[_valkyrie_]

Play Scrabble..

 

[clistenovena]

Play Scrabble..

Listen. And learn.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Play Scrabble..

Invite her to join the Avengers.

 

[4nk8]

Hide... gotta come find me

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Hide... gotta come find me

And the chase is on.....

 

[Karabare]

Find out how much he likes to please women

 

[just4friends]

Protect her, and answer that question she might yearn to know

 

[Jada59]

I would pretend like I didn't see him then smack right into him with my boobs.

 

[de_valmont]

I would pretend like I didn't see him then smack right into him with my boobs.

I would melt into the dark and whisper in her ear from behind: "Sweetie"

 

[_valkyrie_]

Get my chainsaw running.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Get my chainsaw running.

Have some tea and nibbles, snuggle on the couch, and watch a foreign film.

Yes! In a dark alley! Use your imagination.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Have some tea and nibbles, snuggle on the couch, and watch a foreign film.

Yes! In a dark alley! Use your imagination.

Hrm... probably throw myself into her loving embrace.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hrm... probably throw myself into her loving embrace.

Squeeze her and sniff her, and then suggest we do a photo shoot for the Couples At Play thread.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Squeeze her and sniff her, and then suggest we do a photo shoot for the Couples At Play thread.

Escort her out of said alley, like the gentleman I am.

Or find her someone to join her in that dark alley

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Hrm... probably throw myself into her loving embrace.

Have some tea and nibbles, snuggle on the couch, and watch a foreign film.

Yes! In a dark alley! Use your imagination.

Squeeze her and sniff her, and then suggest we do a photo shoot for the Couples At Play thread.

Get my camera and take the requested pictures.