If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[lovetopleasewomen]

Tag! You're drunk again. Come to the light...

First I'd have to ask what the hell is he doing in a dark alley in the first place?

 

[kurrginatorX]

First I'd have to ask what the hell is he doing in a dark alley in the first place?

His avatar looks like one of those death cards that special forces leaves behind, so I'd probably run like hell.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Join efforts and chase some unruly poltergeists out of the block.

 

[VikingDaddy]

Join efforts and chase some unruly poltergeists out of the block.

Say hello.

Hello

 

[_valkyrie_]

Have an echo competition.

 

[Taegul]

I'd turn on the strobe lights and spin the disco ball and we'd boogie to Stayin' Alive.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'd turn on the strobe lights and spin the disco ball and we'd boogie to Stayin' Alive.

Rub my face on his beard.

 

[CamronsInsider]

I'd give Dee a hug and see if she wanted to go get a drink together.

 

[CamronsInsider]

double post

 

[Taegul]

Throw a flag and call a 5 yard penalty for double posting.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I'd play my magic flute, calling all my loyal rat subjects to my side, then I'd have them chase him away.

 

[Taegul]

I'd play my magic flute, calling all my loyal rat subjects to my side, then I'd have them chase him away.

I wouldn't wait to see if he meant the skin flute or not, I'd just assume the worst and run!

 

[dashie33]

I wouldn't wait to see if he meant the skin flute or not, I'd just assume the worst and run!

Ask why he spells eagle so weird.

 

[o_so_wet]

Ask why he spells eagle so weird.

Flash a light and tickle his belly

 

[dashie33]

Flash a light and tickle his belly

Cough. *Her.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Cough. *Her.

We'd go get a beer

 

[_valkyrie_]

Throw ballons filled with flour in multiple directions, to ascertain their position.

 

[Taegul]

I'd use the last 5% of my smart phone's power to light her way with the flashlight app. What a sacrifice...

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'd use the last 5% of my smart phone's power to light her way with the flashlight app. What a sacrifice...

Pinch his bottom, then run away.

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

Pinch his bottom, then run away.

Loan her my flashlight (also a handy club) and go on my way

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Loan her my flashlight (also a handy club) and go on my way

Walk her to the light...wherever that is. Haha.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Walk her to the light...wherever that is. Haha.

Stranger Danger!!! Clutch my weapon. He's kinky...don't know what his proclivities may be.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Stranger Danger!!! Clutch my weapon. He's kinky...don't know what his proclivities may be.

Maybe I'd air my kinky- laundry in public. Tell you one of my secrets for one of yours. Haha.

 

[Taegul]

I'd switch my jetpack's ignition on and James Bond outta there.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Ask if he wants to walk me home

Walk her home.