If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[PNWKitten]

Cool, I have papers. Plane_Guy, do you have a light?What? Oh.

I think you snort it. All I ever see is them smelling it then rolling around all minxy in it.

 

[Plane_Guy]

Cool, I have papers. Plane_Guy, do you have a light?What? Oh.

I think you snort it. All I ever see is them smelling it then rolling around all minxy in it.

Will it have the same affect on us though?

 

[PNWKitten]

Will it have the same affect on us though?

Guess there's is only one to find out

 

[Taegul]

Epic rap battle. I think I'd lose.

 

[Taegul]

I'd point and laugh at him for killing another perfectly good thread.

Murderer!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Hehehe. I can’t say....

 

[Animaul]

Ask her for a light.

 

[chame1eon]

Ask for a cig I guess.

 

[DarkSimian]

Ask for a cig I guess.

Hump her leg

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Hump her leg

Sweep him off his feet with my mind.

 

[SlyderInside]

Sweep him off his feet with my mind.

Bask in her light, though would it still be dark?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Bask in her light, though would it still be dark?

Hold him down and shave his beard off.

 

[DarkSimian]

Hold him down and shave his beard off.

Hump her leg

 

[Misshotndeep]

Hump her leg

That’s your only move huh?

Spray him with a water bottle.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

That’s your only move huh?

Spray him with a water bottle.

Compliment her on being amazingly hot.

 

[PapaRomantic]

That’s your only move huh?

Spray him with a water bottle.

Throw a paper airplane at her, and run like hell, giggling all the way

 

[DarkSimian]

Compliment her on being amazingly hot.

Tap into that Phoenix Force

 

[chame1eon]

Is it really dark with these two?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Is it really dark with these two?

More like twilight minus the glittering bitch vampires.

 

[SlyderInside]

Is it really dark with these two?

Hopefully not if you're in there, too.

 

[SadieAnne]

Hopefully not if you're in there, too.

Cry, but only because I don't like the dark

 

[Willingtoshare]

Be a gent and give her a torch.

 

[SadieAnne]

Be a gent and give her a torch.

Thank you!

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Wrap my arm around her shoulder and walk with her until she’s safe and sound at her destination

Offer her a flashlight...or suggest other activities best left in the dark.

 

[WerdNerd]

Wrap my arm around her shoulder and walk with her until she’s safe and sound at her destination

I would say "let's get out of this dark alley and into a nice dark bar."