If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Wild_Honey_66]

Escort her out of said alley, like the gentleman I am.

Or find her someone to join her in that dark alley

Cling to his neck and squeal like the 'fraidy cat i really am.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Get my camera and take the requested pictures.

Ahem. She's an amazing photographer in her own right. We're good, thanks.

Hop on his back and make him give me a piggy back ride.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Hand her one of my candles and ask if she needs a whip for her horsey ride

Snap a pic of my own so I don't keep missing it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hand her one of my candles and ask if she needs a whip for her horsey ride

Thank her for the candle, ask her to hold my kitten, and reassure her that i haven't forgotten my crop!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Give her thatbpiggy back ride.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Extend him a space.

 

[SadieAnne]

Extend him a space.

Hope she’s braver than I am

 

[_valkyrie_]

Enquire if I may borrow some sand, sea and sky.

 

[Taegul]

Enquire if I may borrow some sand, sea and sky.

I'd offer plenty of all three since we usually have a surplus.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Reminisce about the good, old times the bots were hitting on us both.

 

[A_Hockey_Guy]

Join forces to battle the forces of evil

 

[Lily13]

Join forces to battle the forces of evil

I don't know, tackle him?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Introduce myself. Ask if she needs directions. What else would a gent do?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Introduce myself. Ask if she needs directions. What else would a gent do?

Toss him a rubik's cube & time how long it takes him to figure out.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Swap his motorcycle horn with a screaming rubber chicken.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Swap his motorcycle horn with a screaming rubber chicken.

Pin her to a wall and kiss her

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Swap his motorcycle horn with a screaming rubber chicken.

Pin her to a wall and kiss her

Not interrupt her and Valkyrie, but likely be unable to look away.

 

[snap16]

Pin her to a wall and kiss her

Ask her if I could have tulips

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Ask her if I could have tulips

Pin him to the wall and kiss him too

 

[snap16]

Pin him to the wall and kiss him too

I would then ask her for the other tulips

 

[_valkyrie_]

A finger snap showdown.

 

[Taegul]

I would ask her for directions in ABC format to a recommended restaurant.

 

[Jada59]

I would pull his hat down over his eyes and shout, "Guess who!"

 

[PNWKitten]

I would pull his hat down over his eyes and shout, "Guess who!"

Probably see if she wanted to go out for tacos and a pitcher of margaritas.

 

[Duggc70]

Lead her to tacos and buy a pitcher of margaritas and see where it goes from there