If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Trouble_maker]

I can't go in the alley with him because my feet are bare.

You can with me though...

 

[lurkingguy1978]

I can't go in the alley with him because my feet are bare.

Now that we don't have to worry about riff-raff in the alley, try to sneak a kiss in the dark.

...and say "excuse me" as I pass him on the way out of the alley.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now that we don't have to worry about riff-raff in the alley, try to sneak a kiss in the dark.

...and say "excuse me" as I pass him on the way out of the alley.

A sweet kiss and take his arm on our way to...

Where we going?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

A sweet kiss and take his arm on our way to...

Where we going?

Carry her, because she's barefoot. Take her to a small, intimate out of the way shoe store

 

[barefootgirl69]

Carry her, because she's barefoot. Take her to a small, intimate out of the way shoe store

Start trying free myself as the store front looms in front of me.

"No foot prisons! Do they have moccasins?"

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Offer her some of my ice cream and then walk together to the nearest park so she can feel grass beneath her feet

Ask her what her favorite thing to do in the dark is

 

[kurrginatorX]

Pretend to know kung fu.

 

[Handsonyou]

Nod and keep walking.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Nod and keep walking.

Take your hand and walk and talk with you.

 

[Karabare]

Take your hand and walk and talk with you.

I would grab her and hug her so hard. Nice to see you beautiful.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

I would grab her and hug her so hard. Nice to see you beautiful.

Say hello, and ask her if she was lost. It's a dark alley!

 

[Jada59]

Say hello, and ask her if she was lost. It's a dark alley!

I would dash behind him and lurk.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I would dash behind him and lurk.

Entice her close by calling out "here kitty, kitty, kitty." then leading her astray, uh I mean home. Yeah.

 

[Jada59]

Entice her close by calling out "here kitty, kitty, kitty." then leading her astray, uh I mean home. Yeah.

I would follow him home in the hopes of getting something warm and milky.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Hehehehehehe

 

[fma20fma]

hi

I would grab her and hug her so hard. Nice to see you beautiful.

daring and welcome move.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Slowly back away.

 

[done_got_old]

Slowly back away.

Hug him and follow him out.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Hug him and follow him out.

Invite her to the club here, Blues Alley in DC, found in the alley.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Invite her to the club here, Blues Alley in DC, found in the alley.

Escort her sweet self safely from said alley.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Escort her sweet self safely from said alley.

Take him for a beer, because there are Lit Women at the club.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Take him for a beer, because there are Lit Women at the club.

I would hold this seasoned gentleman's hand and suggest walking around in broad daylight.

 

[Sexybritches69]

I would hold this seasoned gentleman's hand and suggest walking around in broad daylight.

Give her a tight squishy hug

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Give her a tight squishy hug

Give her a huge hug, trying my best not to grab her ass.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I would begin telling him a story and then run away before the denouement