If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[BeginningAuthor]

I would begin telling him a story and then run away before the denouement

Tease! I'd have to chase you down shouting "Finish the damn story! Please, finish it." Then I would hunt you down and force you to listen as I finished the story for you.

 

[Lily13]

Tease! I'd have to chase you down shouting "Finish the damn story! Please, finish it." Then I would hunt you down and force you to listen as I finished the story for you.

Since he's a writer, I would have him write us into a better scene. Instead of the dark alley we would be inside a gallery sipping champagne

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Since he's a writer, I would have him write us into a better scene. Instead of the dark alley we would be inside a gallery sipping champagne

It is the annual Lit forum cruise, you see the lister above you stumbling down the corridor of the ship with a full bottle of champagne. They turn and look at you with a smile on their face. What do you do?

 

[Misshotndeep]

It is the annual Lit forum cruise, you see the lister above you stumbling down the corridor of the ship with a full bottle of champagne. They turn and look at you with a smile on their face. What do you do?

Throw a thesaurus at him. I'm bored. I do bad things when I am bored.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Throw a thesaurus at him. I'm bored. I do bad things when I am bored.

Be bored no longer, Milady. Yer ol' pal kurrginatorX is here, and I'm here to say that X at the end of my name isn't just for looks.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Throw a thesaurus at him. I'm bored. I do bad things when I am bored.

Too drunk to read the whole thing. What words do you want them to concentrate on?

 

[Taegul]

High-five and run off looking for an even darker alley to cause some trouble.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Start a GoFundMe campaign to bring streetlights to all dark alleys in town.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Escort her to safety … or is it I would need safe haven?

 

[_valkyrie_]

Ask if he'd might have a shovel I could borrow.

 

[tallladiesman]

Ask if he'd might have a shovel I could borrow.

Lend her a shovel and ask no questions

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Stand on tiptoe, look up and say Hi

 

[tallladiesman]

Stand on tiptoe, look up and say Hi

Lean down, hold her by the small of her back and say hi back

 

[kurrginatorX]

I'd tell him to look out for the pigeons, and when he turned to look I'd run like hell.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

I'd tell him to look out for the pigeons, and when he turned to look I'd run like hell.

Ask him how many threads he posted in since entering said alley.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Explain to him that lurking is one step away from stalking and ask why he takes pride in that.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Explain to him that lurking is one step away from stalking and ask why he takes pride in that.

Tell him that there are restrooms INSIDE of the bar.

 

[Handsonyou]

Nod and keep walking.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I suppose I'd allow her to put her hands on me.

 

[Sundayschild]

I suppose I'd allow her to put her hands on me.

Keep walking....

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Keep walking....

Grab him and slam him up against the wall. "Here take this! Don't let anyone see it. Oh shit, they're coming!"

 

[Karabare]

Grab him and slam him up against the wall. "Here take this! Don't let anyone see it. Oh shit, they're coming!"

Critique their writing

 

[Sexybritches69]

Critique their writing

Give her a big hug for her kind words.

 

[Karabare]

Give her a big hug for her kind words.

I'll allow it.

Squeeze her bum

 

[Handsonyou]

I'll allow it.

Squeeze her bum

Do more than squeeze her bum.