If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Misshotndeep]

Do more than squeeze her bum.

Yawn and wait to see who he hits on next.

 

[Que]

Offer to fill her open yawn. . .

 

[Misshotndeep]

Offer to fill her open yawn. . .

Roll my eyes and ignore his statement.

 

[GreenManOfTheWood]

Yawn and wait to see who he hits on next.

Cuss loudly and take my hands off the ignited woman in the alley … muttering under my breath about how I can see the hot but you’d need asbestos condoms to get deep.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Cuss loudly and take my hands off the ignited woman in the alley … muttering under my breath about how I can see the hot but you’d need asbestos condoms to get deep.

Stare at his wood.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Stare at his wood.

Introduce myself and offer to buy her a latte.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Introduce myself and offer to buy her a latte.

Decaf. It’s late.

I’d try to convince him to grow back some fur

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Decaf. It’s late.

I’d try to convince him to grow back some fur

Lure her out with my vast collection of B-sides.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Stare at everything on her.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Decaf. It’s late.

I’d try to convince him to grow back some fur

Things that would be better done not in a dark alley.

I meant play marbles. get your head out of the alley, pervs.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Lure her out with my vast collection of B-sides.

Stare at everything on her.

Show him the DD sides.

And, wait, you’ve SEEN ME??!

Ask both of them to walk me out of the dark alley.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Things that would be better done not in a dark alley.

I meant play marbles. get your head out of the alley, pervs.

I’d probably just hug the shit out of him.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Show him the DD sides.

And, wait, you’ve SEEN ME??!

Ask both of them to walk me out of the dark alley.

Ah, memories of mammaries...

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Show him the DD sides.

And, wait, you’ve SEEN ME??!

Ask both of them to walk me out of the dark alley.

Oh yes, I saw you.
Got pictures to prove it.
Wrote about it in my journal.
Use the event to write a story and post it on Lit.
In talks to make a movie of the event.

May even have it inscribed on my tombstone: He saw her 7/8/2019

 

[GreenManOfTheWood]

Offer him ...

Oh yes, I saw you.
Got pictures to prove it.
Wrote about it in my journal.
Use the event to write a story and post it on Lit.
In talks to make a movie of the event.

May even have it inscribed on my tombstone: He saw her 7/8/2019

Offer him a handkerchief .... got a little sarcasm there on you

 

[_valkyrie_]

Steal the pot o'gold he's guarding.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Sell my soul to her and become her willing slave.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Slip some soporific drops into his glass, get the timing right, slide an air mattress behind his back and wait.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Slip some soporific drops into his glass, get the timing right, slide an air mattress behind his back and wait.

Ask her if she has seen kurrginator? He owes me money.

 

[CelesteWoods]

Invite to have a drink and swap stories

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Invite to have a drink and swap stories

Accept her invite and take her for drinks. Swap stories for hours on end.

 

[CelesteWoods]

Sounds like a date

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Sounds like a date

Would take her dinner, dancing, and a delightful walk on a moon lit beach.

 

[CelesteWoods]

Would take her dinner, dancing, and a delightful walk on a moon lit beach.

I would accept, I love a night of dancing.

 

[Mrtenant]

I would accept, I love a night of dancing.

Mug her, of course, what else do we do in dark alleys?