If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[viperbob]

Give him the once over, then keep my eye on him.

Escort them out of said alley into light and get them home safely

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Escort them out of said alley into light and get them home safely

Get out my snake charming basket. Wait... that's cobras not vipers... dangit!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Trade one (1) conceptual art Dungeons & Dragons Dolly Parton bard card for one (1) bag of sugared churros.

 

[Ziggins]

I would try to avoid making a joke about riding the valkyrie.

 

[profindis]

I would try to avoid making a joke about riding the valkyrie.

I would ask: Have you met a snail?

 

[Taegul]

I'd keep at least 6 feet away.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I'd ask him to give me a boost so I could change the bulb on the street light.

 

[Cyberbella]

Ask if we could do a photo shoot of his bum... right in the alley

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Ask if we could do a photo shoot of his bum... right in the alley

Agree to her request and rip off my pants.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Grab a camera with a good flash
Then pull him into a darker corner and have some fun

Watch the shy girl open up in the shadows

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Watch the shy girl open up in the shadows

Give him the biggest hug, a nice juicy and say hey...

 

[Karabare]

Give him the biggest hug, a nice juicy and say hey...

We'll go get a drink together.

 

[tnman03]

We'll go get a drink together.

There’d be no social distancing or closed bars and restaurants, so I’d invite her to go for a drink somewhere with live music with me.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Smile and wave and walk together for a while, 6ft apart of course

That list of possibilities is endless...

But we'd leave the alley smiling.

 

[JerseyJade]

That list of possibilities is endless...

But we'd leave the alley smiling.

Well it depends on whether he's wearing his mask or not.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Well it depends on whether he's wearing his mask or not.

See if she'd be willing to drop down for me...

 

[base10]

Drop to my knees

Grab a big handful of her hair

 

[Taegul]

I'd offer him a Skittle, then yell "taste the rainbow" as I run off laughing hysterically. Awkward enough for a dark alley?

 

[Holding_myown]

I'd offer him a Skittle, then yell "taste the rainbow" as I run off laughing hysterically. Awkward enough for a dark alley?

I’d put a dollar in his cup. I’m not judgemental

 

[Cyberbella]

I’d put a dollar in his cup. I’m not judgemental

Tell him to clean out his inbox... or don't... up to him entirely. Wait maybe he has me blocked! *gasps* I'm going to go cry now in a dark corner.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Tell him to clean out his inbox... or don't... up to him entirely. Wait maybe he has me blocked! *gasps* I'm going to go cry now in a dark corner.

Offer her an arm (or hand) and escort her out of the dark alley. Once we're out of the alley, she can thank me any way she wants

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Offer her an arm (or hand) and escort her out of the dark alley. Once we're out of the alley, she can thank me any way she wants

Give him directions to Bloom County.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Give him directions to Bloom County.

Hitch a ride on his horse and buggy to the nearest pub.

 

[emsway]

Hitch a ride on his horse and buggy to the nearest pub.

Ask him why he crossed the road, of course.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Ask him why he crossed the road, of course.

Ask her where her tool belt went