If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Just_Jen]

Escort her home; what are you doing out without your crutches?

Say "Howdy," to a fellow Texan.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ask her the way out.

 

[Jada59]

Ask her why she was in a dark alley with no shoes!

 

[LiveWire64]

Ask her why she was in a dark alley with no shoes!

Tell her to get into the car so we are not late to the party.

 

[Kat73]

Tell her to get into the car so we are not late to the party.

Drop down on my knees...

And help him look for his keys!

 

[jasonmason]

Drop down on my knees...

And help him look for his keys!

Offer her my 1000 lumen flash light.

 

[Taegul]

Offer her my 1000 lumen flash light.

When he least suspects it I would just suddenly blurt out, "Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father" and completely ruin The Empire Strikes Back for him.

 

[Taegul]

When he least suspects it I would just suddenly blurt out, "Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father" and completely ruin The Empire Strikes Back for him.

I'd totally dress up in the Princess Leia slave costume for him then shoot him in the nuts with my blaster.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I'd give him two right-handed gloves and watch him try for hours to figure out what is wrong.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Engage in a mime activity showdown.

 

[Taegul]

Engage in a mime activity showdown.

I'd ask her to show me the mead hall of the Valkyrie's Retreat in person. I can't even imagine how much more beautiful and inspirational it would be than this dirty dark alley...

 

[_valkyrie_]

I'd ask him what's a nice, dark alley doing around a seedy feller like him.

 

[Taegul]

I'd ask him what's a nice, dark alley doing around a seedy feller like him.

I'd stick up my thumb and hitchhike, hoping she gives me a ride out of here on Pegasus.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Produce a micrometer from my pocket and measure his cranial diameter.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Become her minion.

 

[minthe]

Wink.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Wink back

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Probably scare him.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Probably scare him.

Have a barbecue in the alley.

 

[Cognantreverie]

Have a barbecue in the alley.

Introduce myself hoping I could get a plate.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Introduce myself hoping I could get a plate.

There's a terrible joke about sauce in here, but if there's BBQ, open a beer for each of us.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

There's a terrible joke about sauce in here, but if there's BBQ, open a beer for each of us.

Take his beer.

 

[base10]

Take his beer.

take her for a drink so we can get more beers

 

[BrokenBarbie]

take her for a drink so we can get more beers

I'll be following baae10... Y'all have fun in the alley.

 

[cliteatingman]

I'll be following baae10... Y'all have fun in the alley.

Try to steal your attention away from base10