If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Just_Jen]

If he resembles his AV....probably scream, wet myself, and run for my life. Not necessarily in that order.

Mumble "tourists," as I got out of his way...

 

[Mrtenant]

Idk, start thinking WWJD?


(What would Jen do?)

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Tell him I'm not the one who trashed his house all those years ago and stop telling people I did!

I'd go and trash her house

 

[VoraciousValue]

Tell him I'm not the one who trashed his house all those years ago and stop telling people I did!

Say hi and ask her what in the hell she's doing in this part of town??

 

[ElizaBennet33]

Ask him to tell a joke. A really good joke or I'll scream and run away.

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Ask him to tell a joke. A really good joke or I'll scream and run away.

Do an impromptu photoshoot because she would be so beautiful

 

[Just_Jen]

Do an impromptu photoshoot because she would be so beautiful

Ask him about his camera

 

[VoraciousValue]

Ask her out, if she's willing.

Ask him to tell a joke. A really good joke or I'll scream and run away.

"There ain't no justice in this here land
"My sister got a divorce from her old man
"I had to laugh at the judge's decision
"They gave him the kids, and they ain't even hissus!"

-- Redd Foxx

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Ask him about his camera

It's a Nikon. With a good prime lens

 

[Just_Jen]

Ask her out, if she's willing.



"There ain't no justice in this here land
"My sister got a divorce from her old man
"I had to laugh at the judge's decision
"They gave him the kids, and they ain't even hissus!"

-- Redd Foxx

Laugh at his joke and toss him a tip.

It's a Nikon. With a good prime lens

Ask to see the pictures he's taken...with this prime lens of his

 

[ElizaBennet33]

Do an impromptu photoshoot because she would be so beautiful

Ah, how lovely. Thank you. I actually do like having my picture being taken

 

[SnowboardPeople]

Ah, how lovely. Thank you. I actually do like having my picture being taken

Show her the long arm of the Law

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

Show her the long arm of the Law

Ask him about what long arm of the law hes referring to.

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Ask him about what long arm of the law hes referring to.

*unspeakable things *

 

[ElizaBennet33]

Show her the long arm of the Law

Is that GIF from friends? I recognise the kitchen.

And yes, please explain "Long arm of the Law."

 

[base10]

Is that GIF from friends? I recognise the kitchen.

And yes, please explain "Long arm of the Law."

Say hello in the least creepy way I can

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Say hello in the least creepy way I can

Ditto and Nice tie!

 

[Just_Jen]

Ditto and Nice tie!

Ask what's so funny

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ask what's so funny

Put bread crumbs down so we wouldn’t get lost on the way home

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

Put bread crumbs down so we wouldn’t get lost on the way home

link arms and head to the nearest outdoor restaurant/bar for cocktails

 

[KinkyLaughs]

link arms and head to the nearest outdoor restaurant/bar for cocktails

Offer to be her slave.

 

[Just_Jen]

Offer to be her slave.

Smile and wave

 

[PrincessValky]

Probably run away in terror cause I'm too scared around new people when I meet them in open spaces haha.

 

[Taegul]

Probably run away in terror cause I'm too scared around new people when I meet them in open spaces haha.

I've seen enough horror movies to know that the terrified woman running for her life in a dark alley always trips and falls so I'd help her up and make sure she didn't hurt herself.

 

[Just_Jen]

I've seen enough horror movies to know that the terrified woman running for her life in a dark alley always trips and falls so I'd help her up and make sure she didn't hurt herself.

Return the smile