If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[minthe]

I heard there was beer and BBQ out here.

 

[cliteatingman]

I heard there was beer and BBQ out here.

Yes and possibly dessert too!

 

[Karabare]

Yes and possibly dessert too!

See if he's deserving of his name

 

[Taegul]

See if he's deserving of his name

Escort her away from him with great haste.

 

[HoosierGuy1979]

Escort her away from him with great haste.

I’d pay the twenty dollars, I’ve never been with a tranny whore.

 

[DMBFFF]

I’d pay the twenty dollars, I’ve never been with a tranny whore.

"You got the stuff?"

 

[Just_Jen]

Nod and keep walking

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Nod and keep walking

offer to walk her to safety out of the dark alley

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

offer to walk her to safety out of the dark alley

Have him drop his "sexy pants".

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Have him drop his "sexy pants".

Take a bite of her apple

 

[kurrginatorX]

Take a bite of her apple

I'd look at him rolling up his sleeves and think to myself This guy's ready to throw down with some fisticuffs, so I'd open a can of whup-ass and have a row.

 

[DMBFFF]

I'd look at him rolling up his sleeves and think to myself This guy's ready to throw down with some fisticuffs, so I'd open a can of whup-ass and have a row.

"ten bucks for the meteor shit, twenty with the meteor."

 

[kurrginatorX]

Pay his pimpin' ass for delivering the prostitute as promised.

 

[Jada59]

Pay his pimpin' ass for delivering the prostitute as promised.

Drop to my knees and act like that prostitute! Hehehe.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Drop to my knees and act like that prostitute! Hehehe.

I'd take her right there on the cold alley ground like the prostitute she was pretending to be. Mmmmm. Jada-prostitute. D'OH!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I'd take her right there on the cold alley ground like the prostitute she was pretending to be. Mmmmm. Jada-prostitute. D'OH!

I’d give him a big hug.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

I’d give him a big hug.

Keep her company so she wasn't lonely anymore.

 

[Just_Jen]

Keep her company so she wasn't lonely anymore.

Ask if this is where the lurking lessons are being given.

 

[Polranny]

Ask if this is where the lurking lessons are being given.

Chat her up, all nonchalant like

 

[Taegul]

I'd give him a mint. Most ladies don't go for the dragon breath.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Engage in a written account of how many times it takes him to obliterated the strawberry lollipop, in a lapping manner.

 

[XShaneX]

Say good evening I suppose.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Test the echo abilities of the alley.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Start a religion in her name.

 

[Just_Jen]

Start a religion in her name.

Give him the once over, then keep my eye on him.