If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Deleted member 3041612]

<mind wanders>

Scream, give her a hug and make plans to paint the town with our names on it (post covid-19 vaccine)

 

[HotChef1970]

Scream, give her a hug and make plans to paint the town with our names on it (post covid-19 vaccine)

Ask her how her weekend panned out

 

[kurrginatorX]

Ask her how her weekend panned out

I'd give him the Gordon Ramsay treatment: I'd cuss him out until his spirits were crushed then I'd make a run for it.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Ventriloquism showdown.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ventriloquism showdown.

Trade ties.

 

[Taegul]

I'd whisper "Carol did it" and give him a knowing look in passing.

 

[Violetvixen1]

I'd whisper "Carol did it" and give him a knowing look in passing.

Smack him hard on the ass and run!

 

[WerdNerd]

Smack him hard on the ass and run!

Catch her.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Throw a glitter-filled balloon at him.

 

[Taegul]

Epic rap battle for sure.

 

[_valkyrie_]

An ombremanie session.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I'd take her to a Blues club and let her mellow.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

let him know the pub is that way and grab a beer

 

[_valkyrie_]

Light a match off the stubble.

 

[Taegul]

Light a match off the stubble.

I'd be puzzled enough to ask her why I had to rez this thread off page 21. WTF people! Are we really not having enough fun in creepy dark alleyways?

 

[HeavyBalls]

I'd be puzzled enough to ask her why I had to rez this thread off page 21. WTF people! Are we really not having enough fun in creepy dark alleyways?

Growl and take his wallet.

 

[Taegul]

Growl and take his wallet.

Laugh and take his purse.

 

[mynameisben]

Laugh and take his purse.

I would advise him to stay out of dark alleys. They are fraught with danger. Then I would get the hell out of the dark alley too.


Ben

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

ask if they wanted a blowjob...then rob him.

 

[WetBiMoose]

Offer the same blowjob...then drain him dry

 

[n8Romantic]

"Siri, turn on the flashlight"

 

[WetBiMoose]

"Siri, turn on the flashlight"

Want to watch the action?

 

[Taegul]

Want to watch the action?

I'd run for my life. No mooses for me. Meece? Miice? Moose?

 

[BadAmy]

I'd run for my life. No mooses for me. Meece? Miice? Moose?

I'd ask for directions.

 

[PleasedToRead]

I'd ask for directions.

Oooh and awww over that cute kitten!