If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Taegul]

Oooh and awww over that cute kitten!

Challenge her to a dance-off.

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[PleasedToRead]

Challenge her to a dance-off.

https://bestanimations.com/Music/Dancers/funny-dance/funny-dance-dancing-animated-gif-image-18.gif

If we're dancing like this...I'd win!

 

[Taegul]

If we're dancing like this...I'd win!

Ok, she bested me at dancing so next will be a singing competition!

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[PleasedToRead]

Ok, she bested me at dancing so next will be a singing competition!

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Show him my amazing karaoke skills..I grew up with a guitar wielding father and lived in Japan. He's toast.

Maybe I'll challenge him to a drinking game

 

[Taegul]

Show him my amazing karaoke skills..I grew up with a guitar wielding father and lived in Japan. He's toast.

Maybe I'll challenge him to a drinking game

Pfft. I'm a lightweight lol.

Pin a first place ribbon on her sweater and begin my walk of shame.

 

[PleasedToRead]

Pfft. I'm a lightweight lol.

Pin a first place ribbon on her sweater and begin my walk of shame.

Pull him back and ask him to keep me company at the movies and share my popcorn

 

[Taegul]

Pull him back and ask him to keep me company at the movies and share my popcorn

Oh, great idea! I'll take her to see the only sweet love story in theaters...

Godzilla vs Kong!!!

 

[PleasedToRead]

Oh, great idea! I'll take her to see the only sweet love story in theaters...

Godzilla vs Kong!!!

Swoon! I want to see that so much!

Push him against the wall and ask him who his favorite is...

 

[Taegul]

Swoon! I want to see that so much!

Push him against the wall and ask him who his favorite is...

Respond, "Umm, you of course."

And Mecha Streisand...

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[PleasedToRead]

Respond, "Umm, you of course."

And Mecha Streisand...

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Haha! I should've known!

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met PleasedToRead in a dark alley, I would tell them that that's no way to treat books.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Impress her with my impression of Tiny Tim singing Tiptoe Through The Tulips.

 

[BadAmy]

Impress her with my impression of Tiny Tim singing Tiptoe Through The Tulips.

I'd tickle him and demand his lunch money.

 

[lanceGibs]

I'd tickle him and demand his lunch money.

Tickle her till she accepts she is Good Amy

 

[AsinBehold]

Challenge to a jousting duel! Loser must do what winner says

 

[lanceGibs]

Challenge to a jousting duel! Loser must do what winner says

Grope his ass
Hard

 

[AsinBehold]

Grope his ass
Hard

:O <3 - hope you like them round and toned haaaa - *would end up on my knees very fast!*

 

[lanceGibs]

:O <3 - hope you like them round and toned haaaa - *would end up on my knees very fast!*

Get him on his hands and knees.

 

[AsinBehold]

Get him on his hands and knees.

Would politely unzip him whilst looking up into his eyes and smiling nervously!

 

[Taegul]

I'd leave those two alone and hurry on my way. I don't wanna be late for my shift at Chippendale's.

 

[haha_on_me]

I'd leave those two alone and hurry on my way. I don't wanna be late for my shift at Chippendale's.

Dance war

 

[Cyberbella]

Dance war

Check to see if a trail of women were following.

 

[mynameisben]

Check to see if a trail of women were following.

I would advise her to stay out of dark alleys. They are fraught with peril.

 

[haha_on_me]

Check to see if a trail of women were following.

Bwahahaha! You have the wrong alley.


See if she is real.

 

[Cyberbella]

Bwahahaha! You have the wrong alley.


See if she is real.

Ohhh I’m real. I think? *pinches myself *

Give him directions to the right alley.