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Challenge her to a dance-off.
If we're dancing like this...I'd win!
Taegul
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Ok, she bested me at dancing so next will be a singing competition!
Show him my amazing karaoke skills..I grew up with a guitar wielding father and lived in Japan. He's toast.
Maybe I'll challenge him to a drinking game
Taegul
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Pfft. I'm a lightweight lol.
Pin a first place ribbon on her sweater and begin my walk of shame.
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Pfft. I'm a lightweight lol.
Pin a first place ribbon on her sweater and begin my walk of shame.
Pull him back and ask him to keep me company at the movies and share my popcorn
Taegul
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Oh, great idea! I'll take her to see the only sweet love story in theaters...
Godzilla vs Kong!!!
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Swoon! I want to see that so much!
Push him against the wall and ask him who his favorite is...
Taegul
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Respond, "Umm, you of course."
And Mecha Streisand...
Haha! I should've known!
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If I met PleasedToRead in a dark alley, I would tell them that that's no way to treat books.
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Impress her with my impression of Tiny Tim singing Tiptoe Through The Tulips.
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I'd tickle him and demand his lunch money.
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Tickle her till she accepts she is Good Amy
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Challenge to a jousting duel! Loser must do what winner says
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:O <3 - hope you like them round and toned haaaa - *would end up on my knees very fast!*
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Get him on his hands and knees.
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Would politely unzip him whilst looking up into his eyes and smiling nervously!
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I'd leave those two alone and hurry on my way. I don't wanna be late for my shift at Chippendale's.
Dance war
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Check to see if a trail of women were following.
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I would advise her to stay out of dark alleys. They are fraught with peril.
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