If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[DarkSimian]

Return the smile

Ask her what a nice girl like her is doing in a dark alley like this?

 

[Just_Jen]

Ask her what a nice girl like her is doing in a dark alley like this?

Tell him I'm just cutting through on my way to Grandma's Joint.

 

[Taegul]

Tell him I'm just cutting through on my way to Grandma's Joint.

I'd challenge her to a dance-off and wow her with my moves.

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20111107/1000/funny_dance_fail_gifs_01.gif

 

[seetheartinme]

Keep walking.

 

[Taegul]

Time for another impromptu dance-off!

https://sixprizes.com/wp-content/uploads/yoda-dance.gif

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Say hi...

 

[Taegul]

Say hi...

I'd say hi back, but she's crazy if she thinks she's getting out of this alley without yet another dance-off!

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/odSMJ0T.gif

 

[StrokeOfThePen]

Say hi...

Grab a can and bust out the old stencils: I'll lend a hand on this tag!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Grab a can and bust out the old stencils: I'll lend a hand on this tag!

Give up my pen

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Grab a can and bust out the old stencils: I'll lend a hand on this tag!

Because I have good handwriting and am a tad bit creative...I'd offer to help.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I'd say hi back, but she's crazy if she thinks she's getting out of this alley without yet another dance-off!

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/odSMJ0T.gif

Lol...dance off it is and challenge him to make his ass clap.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Give up my pen

Ask to hear her speak. I like her accent.

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

Ask to hear her speak. I like her accent.

ask her if she wanted to go to a restaurant for dinner, drinks and girl talk.

 

[Daisy_Love]

ask her if she wanted to go to a restaurant for dinner, drinks and girl talk.

Arrange our trip to Ikea and visit Scotland

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Arrange our trip to Ikea and visit Scotland

Ask if I could go too!

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Ask if I could go too!

Make sure she gets out of said alley safely...and be good and not cop a feel on the way out.

 

[Series 6]

Make sure she gets out of said alley safely...and be good and not cop a feel on the way out.

Light a cigarette off of his flaming wing.

 

[Taegul]

Light a cigarette off of his flaming wing.

I'd give the bounty hunter a down payment for some "work" that needs to be done.

 

[Cyberbella]

I'd give the bounty hunter a down payment for some "work" that needs to be done.

Run the other way.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Run the other way.

Politely ask her if I could escort her to her destination.

Then ask her if she wanted to see my butt as she hasn’t in the “see the butt of the poster above you” thread

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Run the other way.

pinch her ass and run

 

[Cyberbella]

Politely ask her if I could escort her to her destination.

Then ask her if she wanted to see my butt as she hasn’t in the “see the butt of the poster above you” thread

Aww you charmer! *checks out his butt as he walks me down the alley *

pinch her ass and run

He’d better run...

I’d run after him, but it’s my rest day.

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

Aww you charmer! *checks out his butt as he walks me down the alley *



He’d better run...

I’d run after him, but it’s my rest day.

See if she wanted to go for drinks and karaoke.

 

[AlpineFresco]

See if she wanted to go for drinks and karaoke.

It'd be very uneventful. I'd walk on by, as I would with almost anyone else I might encounter in a dark alley - I've no idea what she looks like, so I couldn't identify her. Nor her me, for that matter.

 

[AveryElle]

It'd be very uneventful. I'd walk on by, as I would with almost anyone else I might encounter in a dark alley - I've no idea what she looks like, so I couldn't identify her. Nor her me, for that matter.

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