If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[haha_on_me]

Ohhh I’m real. I think? *pinches myself *

Give him directions to the right alley.

Wait a tic, I'm supposed to do the pinching.

 

[Cyberbella]

Wait a tic, I'm supposed to do the pinching.

So that’s how ya get all the ladies following you!

 

[haha_on_me]

So that’s how ya get all the ladies following you!

Oh mercy no, I wiggle my finger.

 

[Cyberbella]

Oh mercy no, I wiggle my finger.

Ohhh and that come hither look?

 

[haha_on_me]

Ohhh and that come hither look?

Now you got it. If that doesn't work, I tell jokes.

 

[Cyberbella]

Now you got it. If that doesn't work, I tell jokes.

Gotcha. I knew you had game!

 

[haha_on_me]

Gotcha. I knew you had game!

Game like a professional clothesline pole hanger.

 

[Cyberbella]

Game like a professional clothesline pole hanger.

Huh...ya never struck me as a pole dancer. *makes it rain*

 

[haha_on_me]

Huh...ya never struck me as a pole dancer. *makes it rain*

We never got to that question on the Do You thread.

 

[Cyberbella]

We never got to that question on the Do You thread.

We didn’t. Do you pole dance?

 

[haha_on_me]

We didn’t. Do you pole dance?

I can dance but I have yet to try it on a pole. I was a volunteer fireman once and had to slide down the pole. Does that count?

 

[BadAmy]

I can dance but I have yet to try it on a pole. I was a volunteer fireman once and had to slide down the pole. Does that count?

flip my skirt, toss him a wink, and pocket his bifold.
I'm quick...like lightening!

hehe

 

[haha_on_me]

flip my skirt, toss him a wink, and pocket his bifold.
I'm quick...like lightening!

hehe

Dang girl, I didn't even feel your hand in my back pocket.

 

[BadAmy]

Dang girl, I didn't even feel your hand in my back pocket.

see?


magic!
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[haha_on_me]

see?


magic!
https://media.giphy.com/media/mvqyWf1zhuyB2/giphy.gif

Very David Copperfield of you.

 

[Taegul]

I'd act crazy and sing some Bette Midler just to be weird.

 

[4nk8]

Surrender

 

[Taegul]

Surrender

Hmm, I guess she was impressed by my crazy Bette Midler singing. Escort her to the karaoke bar for more musical hijinx.

 

[4nk8]

Hmm, I guess she was impressed by my crazy Bette Midler singing. Escort her to the karaoke bar for more musical hijinx.

I’m glad I brought my ear plugs with me. I wish I’d put them on before I went into that dark alley way

 

[BadAmy]

I’m glad I brought my ear plugs with me. I wish I’d put them on before I went into that dark alley way

Squeeze her tight to say hello...or hold her hair if she were puking. I'm that kinda friend.

 

[4nk8]

Squeeze her tight to say hello...or hold her hair if she were puking. I'm that kinda friend.

Aww your sweet. But I think you’ll be holding my hair back

 

[Taegul]

Aww your sweet. But I think you’ll be holding my hair back

Why? Was my singing that bad?!?!

 

[4nk8]

Why? Was my singing that bad?!?!

Let’s just say the deaf person shot himself just as you started to sing

 

[Taegul]

Let’s just say the deaf person shot himself just as you started to sing

I'll have to find another use for these lips besides singing, I suppose.

 

[4nk8]

I'll have to find another use for these lips besides singing, I suppose.

I’m all yours, tell me