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Wait a tic, I'm supposed to do the pinching.
Wait a tic, I'm supposed to do the pinching.
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So that’s how ya get all the ladies following you!
Oh mercy no, I wiggle my finger.
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Ohhh and that come hither look?
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Now you got it. If that doesn't work, I tell jokes.
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Gotcha. I knew you had game!
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Game like a professional clothesline pole hanger.
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Huh...ya never struck me as a pole dancer. *makes it rain*
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We never got to that question on the Do You thread.
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We didn’t. Do you pole dance?
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I can dance but I have yet to try it on a pole. I was a volunteer fireman once and had to slide down the pole. Does that count?
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flip my skirt, toss him a wink, and pocket his bifold.
I'm quick...like lightening!
hehe
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Dang girl, I didn't even feel your hand in my back pocket.
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see?
magic!
Very David Copperfield of you.
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Hmm, I guess she was impressed by my crazy Bette Midler singing. Escort her to the karaoke bar for more musical hijinx.
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I’m glad I brought my ear plugs with me. I wish I’d put them on before I went into that dark alley way
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I’m glad I brought my ear plugs with me. I wish I’d put them on before I went into that dark alley way
Squeeze her tight to say hello...or hold her hair if she were puking. I'm that kinda friend.
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Squeeze her tight to say hello...or hold her hair if she were puking. I'm that kinda friend.
Aww your sweet. But I think you’ll be holding my hair back
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Aww your sweet. But I think you’ll be holding my hair back
Why? Was my singing that bad?!?!
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Why? Was my singing that bad?!?!
Let’s just say the deaf person shot himself just as you started to sing
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Let’s just say the deaf person shot himself just as you started to sing
I'll have to find another use for these lips besides singing, I suppose.
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I’m all yours, tell me
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