If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[_valkyrie_]

If I met RachelWalsh in a dark alley, I would give them a voodoo Putin puppet and some dressmaker pins.

 

[LizVegas79]

I would say, hey wait, here, take my purse, don't kill me, I'm LizVegas from Literotica, I'm too young to die!

 

[Mrtenant]

I would say, hey wait, here, take my purse, don't kill me, I'm LizVegas from Literotica, I'm too young to die!

Open my long raincoat.............














And see if wants to buy a watch

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Mrtenant in a dark alley, I would tell him how to tell the time with a moonwatch.

 

[Mattentive]

If I met Mrtenant in a dark alley, I would tell him how to tell the time with a moonwatch.

If I met valkyrie in a dark alley, I would say 'Nope. You'll have to pop back and choose the slain another time'.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Mattentive in a dark alley, I would bring down the water cannon and pressure wash said alley.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry, but if I met mlvis00 in a dark alley, I'd probably be too busy sexting Scarlett Johansson to really notice. I think he'd understand.

 

[Series 6]

Sorry, but if I met mlvis00 in a dark alley, I'd probably be too busy sexting Scarlett Johansson to really notice. I think he'd understand.

I'd steal his hat

 

[Ingenue844]

Give a polite smile and speed up walking away.

 

[fitandfresh]

Give a polite smile and speed up walking away.

I would apologize again!

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Keep an eye on them while walking away.

 

[4nk8]

Warily walk towards him wondering if he’s wearing those briefs

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Warily walk towards him wondering if he’s wearing those briefs

Stand in one spot to see if she's just passing by or not..

 

[MrPractical]

If he has an erection I would laugh and stroll..really fast

 

[4nk8]

Stand in one spot to see if she's just passing by or not..

Walks tentatively forward to find he’s wearing slacks and shirt and not looking too intimidating

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Walks tentatively forward to find he’s wearing slacks and shirt and not looking too intimidating

Nope, might be even rather inviting and welcoming

 

[MrPractical]

Walks tentatively forward to find he’s wearing slacks and shirt and not looking too intimidating

If black knee socks are involved...I might be in trouble

 

[4nk8]

Sees a warm smile and wonder whether……

 

[n8Romantic]

Seeing she was hungry, I'd make her a sandwich.

 

[Taegul]

Roshambo world championship. It all comes down to this best of seven game!

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Taegul in a dark alley, I definitely would blast him with the glitter cannon.

 

[Mattentive]

If I met Taegul in a dark alley, I definitely would blast him with the glitter cannon.

After seeing above what happened the last time I, ever so graciously, bumped this thread, I'd go and fetch whichever of my lead balloons was in most need of a clean.

 

[Trekka]

if I met @Mattentive in a dark alley, i would compare notes

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Steal her bra, smack her ass and run away

 

[Trekka]

Steal her bra, smack her ass and run away

what bra?

I would bat my lashes innocently, obvs.