If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[RideFl71]

Ask him where's the party?

I'd probably slowly push her against the wall and whisper in her ear... Right here..

 

[BusDee276]

Ask him to take care of me

 

[Raven92]

Ask him to take care of me

Might have to throw hands if she's gonna ruin my party

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Raven92 in a dark alley, I would organise a fight club and take the bets of passersby.

 

[SadieAnne]

Wonder how I got there because there is a 0% chance you’re catching me anywhere in the dark.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Wonder how I got there because there is a 0% chance you’re catching me anywhere in the dark.

I would escort her home like a gentleman.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Azuldrgon in a dark alley, we would have a karaoke showdown.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

If I met Azuldrgon in a dark alley, we would have a karaoke showdown.

I'd give her my money, phone and leg it in the opposite direction.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met AWonkyDonkey in a dark alley, I would have a phone with a torchlight and money for having food delivered to the alley, to keep up with the extorsion enterprise dark alley patrolling.

 

[caitiff1969]

If I met AWonkyDonkey in a dark alley, I would have a phone with a torchlight and money for having food delivered to the alley, to keep up with the extorsion enterprise dark alley patrolling.

Keep an eye out for a set up. Say Hello, and offer to talk in a coffee shop nearby, then go to coffee shop and hope she chooses to make a new friend.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met the above user in a dark alley, I would tell them that this dark alley is the 'I am not here to make friends' alley, hoping the emphasis is clear enough.

 

[Mattentive]

If I met Valkyrie in a dark alley, I would strongly suggest she sit on my shoulders and change the bulb, and then on hearing her counter suggestion, I'd cling on for dear life.....

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Mattentive in a dark alley, I would tell him he is vertically challenged for such a task.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I would call Animal Control for them to pick him up.

 

[caitiff1969]

I would call Animal Control for them to pick him up.

Offer to buy her some mead, in a local viking bar!

 

[Bbl87]

Make sure there weren't any threads around for him to kill. I'm all about stopping crime.

 

[Series 6]

Make sure there weren't any threads around for him to kill. I'm all about stopping crime.

Offer him some bourbon and ask him what are the things he knows

 

[Coyote100]

I'd bark at him and then turn around and run.

 

[Twistedkink]

I'd bark at him and then turn around and run.

I’d call animal control!

 

[TongueLust]

I'd ask them to help me load the skulls in my car trunk.

 

[Jonjonjohnson]

Of course I would assist them too, I mean, a person can’t be loading skulls into a car in a dark alley on their own, something might happen.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Of course I would assist them too, I mean, a person can’t be loading skulls into a car in a dark alley on their own, something might happen.

Ask why there are baby skulls mixed in?

 

[JackKingOff]

Sit back and watch if there is any kinky fun i can watch

Of course I would assist them too, I mean, a person can’t be loading skulls into a car in a dark alley on their own, something might happen.

after loading skulls

 

[TongueLust]

Tell them to keep it moving, or they will be added to the skull mix.

 

[Treeview]

Walk on by...I'm not into skulls