If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

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Oh sorry, this answer was supposed to be 'an Asshole'.
 
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Shine a flashlight in his eyes, scream like a ten-year old girl, and run like Usain Bolt. I like causing confusion. 🤷‍♂️
 
I'd sell him my autograph for $100. Hey, still cheaper than a dozen eggs, right?
 
If I met Taegul in a dark alley, I would glue a remotely operated squeaky chicken on his back, completely out of reach for him to remove.
 
If I met Deprived_in_AZ in a dark alley, I would bring out the glitter cannon to blast out the creepers bothering her.
 
I'd start hanging disco balls from the lampposts to go with her glitter cannon. Might as well make a party out of it.
 
If I met the user above in a dark alley, it would prompt me to turn around and search for another dark alley.
 
If I met the user above in a dark alley, it would prompt me to turn around and search for another dark alley.
If I met @_valkyrie_ in a dark alley, I'd ask if they knew a better, lighter alley in the area, because while I'm a huge alley enthusiast, all this darkness-lurking is bad for my image 😇
 
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