If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[JackKingOff]

Walk on by...I'm not into skulls

Offer a beer

 

[JackKingOff]

Offer a beer

Tell him to get the F out of there

 

[Taegul]

With that username, I'd probably be sprinting out of the alley.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

With that username, I'd probably be sprinting out of the alley.

Ask if he had any pizza left. Hope he doesn’t get upset if I pick off the pineapple.

 

[Taegul]

Ask if he had any pizza left. Hope he doesn’t get upset if I pick off the pineapple.

A woman with good taste?

Let's just go get a fresh pizza, shall we?

 

[lilmissdarling]

wave

 

[Taegul]

wave

I'd give her a cheesy pick up line.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Taegul in a dark alley, I'd spin him around in a wheel, whilst honing my knife throwing skills.

 

[Series 6]

If I met Taegul in a dark alley, I'd spin him around in a wheel, whilst honing my knife throwing skills.

If I met valkyrie, I would hum Wagner's Flight of the Valkries while spinning around like a helicopter.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

If I met valkyrie, I would hum Wagner's Flight of the Valkries while spinning around like a helicopter.

Keep on walking right by.. not looking for trouble with a bounty hunter.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met JustAnotherFlower in a dark alley, I would ask if she had any interesting plant seeds she'd be willing to impart to me in a transactional way.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'd dance. I'm terrible at it, but it's a decent icebreaker

 

[PassionsFlame]

If clap and wolf whistle. Check out those moves!!

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met PassionsFlame in a dark alley, I would poke them with a torch in hopes to borrow some fire to light it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

If I met PassionsFlame in a dark alley, I would poke them with a torch in hopes to borrow some fire to light it.

If I met @_valkyrie_ in an alley, I'd hope she was there to escort me to Valhalla

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Tigobitties98 in a dark alley, I would challenge them to a firefly betting race. I'll provide the fireflies.

 

[haha_on_me]

If I met Tigobitties98 in a dark alley, I would challenge them to a firefly betting race. I'll provide the fireflies.

Oh look at the pretty lightning bugs.

 

[GirlFur]

Steal his sexy denim jacket

 

[GirlFur]

That would look so hot on me

 

[rd563]

Steal his sexy denim jacket

ask to pet the fur

 

[GirlFur]

Let him

 

[VoraciousValue]

Let him

Ask her in a low growl where she likes to be touched.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met VoraciousValue in a dark alley, I would activate the water cannon on them.

 

[lanceGibs]

Escort them to a place where they the felt safe

 

[GirlFur]

Growl back