If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Stephie02]

My wallet is NEVER coming with me into this alley!!! POLICE!!!!!

And no sending drunken speak easy customers to the secret book store @EyesOnHers

Well if this were the banning thread I'd ban you for NOT BEING ANY FUN!

 

[Winchester3030]

I was hopeful that police woman was hot and would maybe frisk me!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

My wallet is NEVER coming with me into this alley!!! POLICE!!!!!

And no sending drunken speak easy customers to the secret book store @EyesOnHers

Hey Cornell I need your help.. can you hang these flyers up in the alley for me? It seems @Chloe_Harper has wandered off from the keep into the alley..

 

[jonnoback]

Frankly I'm leaving the ladies well alone in this dark alley... plus I suspect they would gang up on me...

 

[ScarletDaisy]

"We've got some live ones, girls!"

 

[EyesOnHers]

Can I join?

You are already part of it

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Points the other direction and yells "look!" while I shank @SirCorneliusWankumbush.

 

[EyesOnHers]

"We've got some live ones, girls!"

Quick send them in the direction of the speakeasy. We'll steal their wallets there

 

[PotNoodle79]

Let her walk past as I sit in a door way drinking a tea and surveying the carnage

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Invites him to the speakeasy.

"we have drinks"

 

[EyesOnHers]

Points the other direction and yells "look!" while I shank @SirCorneliusWankumbush.

invite her to the gang... sounds like she has the skills to protect our business

 

[PotNoodle79]

I'd narrow my eyes
I have tea.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Points the other direction and yells "look!" while I shank @SirCorneliusWankumbush.

Can't shank someone in the secret bookstore you deviant!!

Locks secret bookstore door so @LaisDeMarieDeFrance can't come in!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Points the other direction and yells "look!" while I shank @SirCorneliusWankumbush.

Finally... where have you been?
I caught someone sneaking your cheese out through a side passage days ago and you show up now just to shank the Cornell?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Unlocks the door and invites my new shank-wielding friend inside

 

[EyesOnHers]

Unlocks the door and invites my new shank-wielding friend inside

No comment except

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Hopes she didn't misunderstand yet another euphemism.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Hopes she didn't misunderstand yet another euphemism.

ask if she has located that raccoon yet? I am still looking to make a new rug for the Keep

 

[dawn_of_night]

I know someone in HR

Skeptical....

 

[EyesOnHers]

Hopes she didn't misunderstand yet another euphemism.

It is likely

 

[dawn_of_night]

Where can I find the dick pics??

 

[Stephie02]

Frankly I'm leaving the ladies well alone in this dark alley... plus I suspect they would gang up on me...

You wish

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Where can I find the dick pics??

We just keep the cash...

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

We just keep the cash...

I think I am just going to hide over here in the shadows and make sure this lovely young lady and her "sisterhood of debauchery" friends aren't assaulted...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hey. Cheeto boy!!