If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Xerxes82]

Wave hello and be polite and remember not to bite strangers

Wave and hope she remembers not to be a stranger

 

[ForestFlame]

Wave and hope she remembers not to be a stranger

sneak up behind him and distract him with a wedgie while I bite his neck, then run off laughing

 

[Xerxes82]

sneak up behind him and distract him with a wedgie while I bite his neck, then run off laughing

Pretend not to love every minute...

 

[_valkyrie_]

Call SPCA.

 

[lowphat]

Give her back her shirt

 

[_valkyrie_]

Call SPCA. Again. There's a hound dog on the loose.

 

[Handsonyou]

Ensure my gun were at reach. Clutch my purse tighter and keep walking.

Tell her not to be paranoid and prejudiced because someone is dark skinned.

Call SPCA. Again. There's a hound dog on the loose.

Open my coat and ask if she wants to buy a Springer.

 

[emsway]

Tell her not to be paranoid and prejudiced because someone is dark skinned.



Open my coat and ask if she wants to buy a Springer.

Ask myself what was I thinking when I went down a dark alley?

 

[lowphat]

Ask myself what was I thinking when I went down a dark alley?

Hand her a flashlight

 

[done_got_old]

Hand her a flashlight

Hug him like he was my long lost son! My knight in shining armor. My.....

 

[Taegul]

I would steal her purse...err...I mean I would fight off the street thugs trying to steal her purse! yeah, that's it!

 

[Blue_Eyed_Country_Angel]

I would probably avoid eye contact and speed walk out of there.

 

[ConnerH]

Zxcvb

 

[Blue_Eyed_Country_Angel]

Smile and bat my big blue eyes.

 

[Lookinguphill]

Extend my hand and say "Follow me!"

 

[ConnerH]

Gggggggg

 

[knottywifenhub]

Raise one eyebrow and ask "Fellow?"

Invite him for a drink

 

[troubledone]

Invite him for a drink

Inquire about the unusual sounds I hear often near their house

 

[papadoc19]

Invite him to an underground fight

 

[_valkyrie_]

Advertise the fight and accept bets on his behalf.

 

[ForestFlame]

Advertise the fight and accept bets on his behalf.

get in on the betting action $50 dollars on Papadoc to win

 

[hotwords229]

I would approach without caution and make eye contact

 

[_valkyrie_]

I'd bet $50 he's now a pile of ash.

 

[hotwords229]

I'd bet $50 he's now a pile of ash.

But I went out in a blaze of glory!

 

[ForestFlame]

But I went out in a blaze of glory!

brings a dustpan and brush to sweep up the mess