If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[hotwords229]

brings a dustpan and brush to sweep up the mess

As long as we made a mess I'm happy!

 

[ForestFlame]

As long as we made a mess I'm happy!

wouldn't want people stepping in....whatever this ash stuff is LOL

 

[hotwords229]

Some of it might be a little sticky--sorry about that

 

[ForestFlame]

Some of it might be a little sticky--sorry about that

you didn't have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in your pocket too did you?

 

[hotwords229]

Never leave home without it

 

[_valkyrie_]

Calls Ghostbusters. That's definitely ectoplasm.

 

[hotwords229]

I'm just a poor keymaster looking for a gatekeeper

 

[ForestFlame]

I'm just a poor keymaster looking for a gatekeeper

watch from the shadows and wait!

 

[hotwords229]

watch from the shadows and wait!

I would see a beautiful pair of breasts sticking out of the shadows and I would grow hard.

 

[norwaygirl]

Wanna get high?

 

[Blue_Eyed_Country_Angel]

Hold onto him tightly, till we got somewhere safe.

 

[85Ironman]

Offer a light.

 

[Animaul]

I'd ask him if playing polo really gets him all the ladies.

 

[ForestFlame]

I'd ask him if playing polo really gets him all the ladies.

ask if he had a spare pair of sunglasses on him

 

[emsway]

ask if he had a spare pair of sunglasses on him

Ask her if she knows George Hamilton.

 

[Animaul]

*hands her a pair*

I'd take the first bite.

 

[hotwords229]

For Emsway I'd give her a nice, big, dripping . . . ice cream cone

 

[papadoc19]

Challenge him to a series of word games

 

[_valkyrie_]

Ask him if he can teach me how to change into a wolf.

 

[Xerxes82]

High five, then a cheeky selfie photo bomb

 

[barefootgirl69]

High five, then a cheeky selfie photo bomb

Push him up against the other wall and kiss him.
One wall wasn't enough.

 

[VIPER2121]

Push him up against the other wall and kiss him.
One wall wasn't enough.

Giver her hugs that are slightly inappropriate

 

[ForestFlame]

Giver her hugs that are slightly inappropriate

goose him, bite his neck then run off giggling!

 

[jiimmmy]

goose him, bite his neck then run off giggling!

offer my neck to her, in case shes hungry

 

[ForestFlame]

offer my neck to her, in case shes hungry

ooh take out! don't mind if I do!

Bite, slurp, ahhhh my vintage!