If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[ForestFlame]

In order? High five, assume anti-wedgie stance, ogle her shamelessly as she walks away.

get my phone out and order a wedgie hit on him....you may have won the battle, but the wedgie war roars on!

 

[Handsonyou]

Growl

 

[papadoc19]

High Five?

 

[DarkSimian]

High Five?

Feed him dog biscuits so he won't bite me

 

[lowphat]

Feed him dog biscuits so he won't bite me

Tell him to put his clothes back on

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

Tell him to put his clothes back on

compare notes

 

[Taegul]

Sell him a flashlight. Easy $$ in a dark alley.

 

[FLGirl70]

Sell him a flashlight. Easy $$ in a dark alley.

Ask how much for a flashlight, I'm afraid of the dark

 

[VIPER2121]

Ask how much for a flashlight, I'm afraid of the dark

Offer her a free flashlight

 

[FLGirl70]

Offer her a free flashlight

Lean over and give you a kiss for being a gentleman.

 

[Taegul]

Lean over and give you a kiss for being a gentleman.

I'd upsell her a lantern because I'm not a gentleman

 

[FLGirl70]

I'd upsell her a lantern because I'm not a gentleman

A lantern? Hope you're a good salesman

 

[papadoc19]

Ask for a lapdance

 

[Xerxes82]

Ask for a lapdance

Throw him a steak and hope he doesnt bite

 

[_valkyrie_]

What's a birdie like you doing in a place like this? Come on, trip to the nearest vet.

 

[Xerxes82]

What's a birdie like you doing in a place like this? Come on, trip to the nearest vet.

Lol. Not the kind of playing doctor I'm usually into...

But I'd go anyway. She seems cool, and I bet she has some good stories over a beer.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Lol. Not the kind of playing doctor I'm usually into...

But I'd go anyway. She seems cool, and I bet she has some good stories over a beer.

I'll play the Vet. *snaps on rubber gloves*

 

[Xerxes82]

I'll play the Vet. *snaps on rubber gloves*

Let her examine me as thoroughly as she needs to.

I don't know doc, maybe give me another once over with those hands, just in case?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Let her examine me as thoroughly as she needs to.

I don't know doc, maybe give me another once over with those hands, just in case?

I'd lick his popsicle until it thawed out and melted all over my tongue

 

[Taegul]

-edited for my bad timing-

 

[JustAnotherMarylander]

I'd lick his popsicle until it thawed out and melted all over my tongue

Cup check.

 

[papadoc19]

Say "Shhheeeeetttt"

 

[Handsonyou]

Nod and keep walking.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Ensure my gun were at reach. Clutch my purse tighter and keep walking.

 

[ForestFlame]

Ensure my gun were at reach. Clutch my purse tighter and keep walking.

Wave hello and be polite and remember not to bite strangers