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Surely you knew you would face some smart-assed resistance.
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Surely you knew you would face some smart-assed resistance.
JSensei
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Whoa. I just had a haircut yesterday. Good call.
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True love on lit? Nope I don't see that in your future. However since 90% of the men on here are cheating on their wives or girlfriends by being on here, I would have to say this isnt the best breeding ground for finding that perfect monogamous male.
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Hence the edited post prior to him posting...the time difference is a Lit issue.
I knew I would catch resistence from some a well as eye rolling from other LItsters thinking oh shit here goes again with another dumb thread idea.
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I wasn't going to ask that.
You haven't paid me yet to ask what you want to...that was a freebie
sunshinegirl05
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well if I send money now..............I'm going to have to wait at least a week to get my answer..................I'll find someone else to ask.
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You couldn't fib just a bit?
Sorry stunner, but I vomited 3 times and the same thought came in my head. Lit isn't the best place to be looking for true love, with that being said I am seeing the image of someone pimping you out or something like that. I think this person holds the key to your ultimate happiness. He may not be the true love, but he knows how to help you find him.
You are so wise oh handsome one!
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I see you asking someone and them giving you the wrong answer thus spiraling your life in a bad bad direction. Just send the money. I also see that you know who Fed Ex is. Next day air is simpe. I do see you struggling with filling out the form. Questioning yourself as to which one to use. Questioning yourself why the hell am I sending this guy 2 grand to ask these questions, but the lady behind the counter can help you with the form and I will give you the answers you seek.
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sunshinegirl05
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Well who am I to question this any longer.
I will overnight the money to you along with my question.
Thank you, I think you may have saved my life.
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The winner of Big Brother will be......?
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I cannot answe that as I am under contract with them. They have paid me off not to tell who will win. I can give you a hint though. They are still in the house and not on the block this week.
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Tequila and twizzlers
Douchemoron
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I completely understand, and can even appreciate your loyalty to CBS. A lesser man would have babbled away.
Can you tell us who is going to win this year's Super Bowl? If making your prediction somehow is conflicted with your personal ownership of the National Football League, I apologize.
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No it isn't. The pics of his cock he has sent have been zoomed in so far that is why you are able to tell what blood type he is. He penis is 4.56 inches and the bushel of hair that surrounds it makes it actually only 1.56 inches is visual size. Might I suggest stuffing your vagina with something prior to his insertion so it makes him feel a bit better about himself.
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Yeah it isn't the NFL that I am in conflict with. It is the bookies and Vegas that are after me. In actuality I shouldn't even be posting here, because they are looking for me now. I put all $46 in my bank account on the Giants beating the Patriots a few years ago. Lemme tell you that $194 I won made for one hell of a good time.
I can tell you that the Browns don't stand a chance. Oh and neither does Carolina.
Wow a close call! I will keep you in mind when my next suitor comes along!
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Ok Clowns, Ill give it a shot
Tom
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Going thru the ending of a 14 year realtionship that was sexless in the second half of it. the first half once a year as necessary. I am surrounded by women that are either too young, druggy whores, happily married, or so ingrained in their kentuky roots they LOOK like the soil.
how the fuck am i going to get laid here with someone im not going to regret in the morning?
Fieldmeister.
Tom
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Going thru the ending of a 14 year realtionship that was sexless in the second half of it. the first half once a year as necessary. I am surrounded by women that are either too young, druggy whores, happily married, or so ingrained in their kentuky roots they LOOK like the soil.
how the fuck am i going to get laid here with someone im not going to regret in the morning?
Fieldmeister.
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Please do. If there is one thing I am good at besides seeing the future is being the doorman for your vagina.
Yes I just said that.
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Can I snicker?
I see you meeting someone in the produce section of the grocery store. SHe will be 5'6 blonde hair, blue eyes, and carry a nice set of melons. You will be holding a banana by your waist at the time. She will see you holding your banana and you seeing her playing with her melons. It will be love at first sight.
I see you asking if you can squeeze her melons while she peels your banana.
I want a wedding invitation
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