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She went bankrupt. Funny. I thought she'd have seen that coming.
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She went bankrupt. Funny. I thought she'd have seen that coming.
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She wasn't charging enough for her services. She is a gifted woman. I once called her drunk because I had lost my car keys and I figured she would know where they are...she didn't think that was too funny.
Now we are partners.
I am so impressed I'm changing my tune. So my question...Will I get lucky with my date this weekend?
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Yes I see it happening. There will be no blood spillage during this time of your month so all should be good. Enjoy the Olive Garden their salads are delightful. Funn ho all dates end up at the Olive Garden
Oh good. I love the Olive Garden!!
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They really do a lovely job for Prom goers and first time dates
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Doesn't that mean you have to start showing Tarot cards, too?
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No because that is where she went bankrupt..she bought into the tarot card bsiness and all of us legit soothsayers know that tarot cards are ludicrous. Now where are my crystals at???
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Didn't you know you were going to lose them?...LOL
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That wasn't a question for myself I was testing one of my protoge's...He failed miserably so I am moving him to the desperate women division who will take any answer given to them whether appropriate or not.
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Okay Clowns, What do you see in store for my near future this evening? Will I have any fun? If so, what fun will I have??
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In the near future? I see you spending a lot of time on lit filtering hrough the cock PM's that are randomly sent to you by men you have hardly ever spoken to. For me that would be torture, but for some reason I see you rolling your eyes and hsaking your head a lot this evening.
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Thank you for confirming my abilities. It is so helpful when there are so many cynics out there.
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Since I was able to confirm your psychic abilities and disprove all of the doubters....
Could you tell me if I am gonna have sex anytime soon?
It has been a really LONG time since I have had sex with someone other than myself...
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Damn it...I gotta go find big foot huh? *looks at shoe size...hmmm size 12* <--Does that qualify me as big foot
You know...I thought those looked familiar - they the same as what you were wearing when we met
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Damn it...I gotta go find big foot huh? *looks at shoe size...hmmm size 12* <--Does that qualify me as big foot
You know...I thought those looked familiar - they the same as what you were wearing when we met
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Lets hope the evening rises to the occasion then, cheers.
I'm sure with you around, someone will rise to the occasion
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I'm sure with you around, someone will rise to the occasion
teeheeeheeee...
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It's always the girls that act so innocent that you have to be careful of.
Shhh... Don't tell every one that....
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I bet I'm not the first to say that to you.
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Since I was able to confirm your psychic abilities and disprove all of the doubters....
Could you tell me if I am gonna have sex anytime soon?
It has been a really LONG time since I have had sex with someone other than myself...
Yes I see you having sex with someone in the near future. Please make sure you stretch. Get yourself limbered up prior though. I see red and blue lights going everywhere. I am unsure if it is an ambulance or you are role playing a cop and prisoner scenario.
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