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IhateClowns said:
*snipped*

If you dial 1-900-IHC-IS#1 it will only cost you $39.99 for the first minute and $10.99 for each additional minute. PLease state your first name and the month you were born. Ask me whatever question you wish. I will gaze into my Crystal Ball:

http://img1.imagehousing.com/49/589bfa1c2a723b235bcc68df93bc0525.jpg

then shake violently. Throw up in a Walmart bag and be overcome with the answer. I also can read, palms, feet, and vaginas. Fortunately I do not have the gift to read penises so don't ask fellas.

If you wish to provide me a gift for services rendered I do accept gifts.


US Dollar Bills only smart ass
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You fucking Liar...I just tried calling and the number's not in service :mad: :caning:

http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy182/sensualdreaming/Snapbucket/DE409404-orig.png
 
IhateClowns said:
Can I snicker?

I see you meeting someone in the produce section of the grocery store. SHe will be 5'6 blonde hair, blue eyes, and carry a nice set of melons. You will be holding a banana by your waist at the time. She will see you holding your banana and you seeing her playing with her melons. It will be love at first sight.

I see you asking if you can squeeze her melons while she peels your banana.

I want a wedding invitation
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Outstanding, Ill fly u first class.

you do know now that i will be spending all of my days off in the Kroger produce section with the bananas and plantains. just walking around with one banana. trying to see whose checking me out. oh plantains, dont want to give her high hopes. Shit here comes store security.
 
People keep asking me what I would for a Klondike Bar, but I really have no idea. So tell me, what do you see me doing for one?

Thanks Clownie! You're the best! :heart:

P.S. You should have received my money by now. I sent it via...oh, nevermind! You already know! {giggle}
 
fieldmeister68 said:
Outstanding, Ill fly u first class.

you do know now that i will be spending all of my days off in the Kroger produce section with the bananas and plantains. just walking around with one banana. trying to see whose checking me out. oh plantains, dont want to give her high hopes. Shit here comes store security.
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Yes might I suggest hiding it inside your pants. Also the day you will meet this person falls on one of the days that ends in the word day and the times will be ?:?? and 23 seconds.

Goodluck
 
Tulip1c said:
People keep asking me what I would for a Klondike Bar, but I really have no idea. So tell me, what do you see me doing for one?

Thanks Clownie! You're the best! :heart:

P.S. You should have received my money by now. I sent it via...oh, nevermind! You already know! {giggle}
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I am shocked at what I saw you doing for a Klondike bar to be honest. My virgin eyes and pure soul don't handle those type of images to well.

Yes I have received the money and paid off my Capital One card with it thank you very much.

I would highly suggest that the next time you do that for a klondike bar you limber up first naughty girl.
 
IhateClowns said:
You dialed the wrong number for the # sign and because of calling me a liar I just put a curse on you?

That is right a curse. Yeah yeah. I can do curses as well.
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I dialed exactly what you posted :cool:

May the fleas of a thosand camels infest your bed...that is all :D
 
Sensualdreamer said:
I dialed exactly what you posted :cool:

May the fleas of a thosand camels infest your bed...that is all :D
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As I stated you are now cursed. I am friends with the fleas and ticks and lice and mice...I am one with nature as I am also a pet psychic on the side.
 
IhateClowns said:
As I stated you are now cursed. I am friends with the fleas and ticks and lice and mice...I am one with nature as I am also a pet psychic on the side.
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Pet psychic...one w/ nature - oh there's only one place you could be going w/ that :eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm now cursed hmm *wanders off looking for a genie*
 
60 posts in an hour or so...hmmmm if I didn't know that was already going to happen I would have been shocked that people put up with my lunacy
 
Oh shit here he goes again with another dumb thread idea...:rolleyes:


You knew I was going to say that didn't you?

:D
 
fungatorgurl101 said:
Ummm cause your CLOWNS

AND I wanna play....

What am I thinking RIGHT NOW?! :D
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Honestly I am good at every game that you wanna play plus I know your moves before you make them. Now I don't think it is fair you wanna play ballerina at this moment, because I have no desire to wear something that is so tight you can see my german army helmet, but I don't back down from a challenge easily so bring it on.
http://img1.imagehousing.com/41/f45374a913858f0387e81c9335d822f9.jpg
 
IhateClowns said:
Honestly I am good at every game that you wanna play plus I know your moves before you make them. Now I don't think it is fair you wanna play ballerina at this moment, because I have no desire to wear something that is so tight you can see my german army helmet, but I don't back down from a challenge easily so bring it on.
http://img1.imagehousing.com/41/f45374a913858f0387e81c9335d822f9.jpg
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DAMN GET OUTTA MY HEAD
BUT I like my lil outfit do you not

http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Victorias_Secret_ballerina_costume.jpg
 
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