I'm not feeling sexy

[LadyJeanne]

I see I'm I'm in good company. Perhaps we ladies (and Carson) can have a virtual sexy walk across the dance floor together and see what happens. Can't hurt, might help, and if it doesn't, that massage Imp suggested sounds really good too.

Something's gotta work eventually!

 

[LadyJeanne]

oh jeez, how embarrassing. Sorry LadyJ.

Don't be silly - no apology necessary!

 

[The_Fool]

I see I'm I'm in good company. Perhaps we ladies (and Carson) can have a virtual sexy walk across the dance floor together and see what happens. Can't hurt, might help, and if it doesn't, that massage Imp suggested sounds really good too.

Something's gotta work eventually!

HEY! I owe you an apology. I never saw your response to my post on the Lit Confessions thread. Thank you for the response.

 

[Honey123]

I see I'm I'm in good company. Perhaps we ladies (and Carson) can have a virtual sexy walk across the dance floor together and see what happens. Can't hurt, might help, and if it doesn't, that massage Imp suggested sounds really good too.

Something's gotta work eventually!

I think feeling sexy and horny definately go hand in hand...I'll do the sexy walk...I need something..

 

[LadyJeanne]

HEY! I owe you an apology. I never saw your response to my post on the Lit Confessions thread. Thank you for the response.

Such a delicious poem...I'm still shivering. That's the closest I've come to feeling sexy all week, so thank you.

 

[impressive]

Can't hurt, might help, and if it doesn't, that massage Imp suggested sounds really good too.

Something's gotta work eventually!

Ooooo ... can I do it? Can I? Can I?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Ooooo ... can I do it? Can I? Can I?

Only if I can be first!

 

[impressive]

Only if I can be first!

Deal! (I promise you'll feel sexy by the time I'm finished.)

 

[The_Fool]

Film at 11.....

On a serious note, I was rubbing this one woman's shoulders and she carried on so much we were told to get a room....

 

[LadyJeanne]

Film at 11.....

On a serious note, I was rubbing this one woman's shoulders and she carried on so much we were told to get a room....

Where exactly does the serious part come in? That sounded like fun to me!

 

[LadyJeanne]

I think feeling sexy and horny definately go hand in hand...I'll do the sexy walk...I need something..

I keep thinking about this...do they go hand in hand. Can you feel one without the other? Still thinking...

 

[Lovepotion69]

I'm in for the sexy walk thing. Eh, how do I walk sexily??? Pls don't say in 5" heels! My feet aren't made for women's shoes...

 

[LadyJeanne]

I'm in for the sexy walk thing. Eh, how do I walk sexily??? Pls don't say in 5" heels! My feet aren't made for women's shoes...

In belly dancing class, we learned how to walk while placing one foot in front of the other to exaggerate the natural sway of our hips. It's done barefoot, weight balanced mostly on the ball of the foot, so no heels necessary!

 

[Dar~]

I would scare all the men away on the dance floor .. .at least thatt seems to be the reaction I get here.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Why?

don't say that....

How you can write erotic stories and NOT feel sexy????

Sweetie, you are sexy, and just because we here at Lit are not people that are right there with you, doesn't mean we don't mean what we say!!!!!

Writing them can sometimes make me horny, but feeling horny does not make me feel sexy, it just makes me irritable cause I can't get a certain person I live with to help me get satisfaction.

I've always been overweight and grew up being told that I need to lose weight (my mother even went so far as to say I wouldn't get a boyfriend until I did). So it's been ingrained into me that overweight is NOT sexy.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I've always been overweight and grew up being told that I need to lose weight (my mother even went so far as to say I wouldn't get a boyfriend until I did). So it's been ingrained into me that overweight is NOT sexy.

Sexy comes from within, sweets. It has nothing to do with size or shape. Forgive me for saying so, but your mom was totally wrong for filling your head with misinformation.

"Every body's fancy
Every body's fine
Your body's fancy
and so is mine..."

(I know I'm going to hell for quoting Mr. Rogers on a porn board, but he had it Right!)

 

[CharleyH]

what is sexy?

YOU.

How you feel.

 

[Dar~]

Charley is sexy

 

[LadyJeanne]

I would scare all the men away on the dance floor .. .at least thatt seems to be the reaction I get here.

Shake it baby, and the boys will come...

 

[Dar~]

unfortunately it is what shakes that scares them. I haven't been asked to danece in years.*sniff*
Crim, I have the exact same problem. Believe me. Next month I am fixing it.

 

[LadyJeanne]

unfortunately it is what shakes that scares them. I haven't been asked to danece in years.*sniff*
Crim, I have the exact same problem. Believe me. Next month I am fixing it.

You ladies really should try to find a belly dancing class. There are all kinds of gorgeous women there of many sizes from XS to XXL and every single one of them (me included) walks out of there feeling sexy. There's something about the movements and the focus on the belly and hips that makes you realize how sensual that part of the body is, and makes you really appreciate what your body can do, how it can move. THAT is sexy and has NOTHING to do with size.

Charley is right (as usual) - sexy is YOU.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Sexy comes from within, sweets. It has nothing to do with size or shape. Forgive me for saying so, but your mom was totally wrong for filling your head with misinformation.

"Every body's fancy
Every body's fine
Your body's fancy
and so is mine..."

(I know I'm going to hell for quoting Mr. Rogers on a porn board, but he had it Right!)

Nothing to forgive. She was wrong, but she spent a lot of time being called a fat cow by my dad. However wrong she was, when you have it said over and over, it's hard to overcome. It doesn't help that most all you see are men lusting over the skinny ones.

 

[CharleyH]

Charley is sexy

I am idiotic mostly lately. BUT WOW.

 

[Dar~]

What, charley, I have told you often that I find you unforgivably sexy. *swoon*

 

[LadyJeanne]

Nothing to forgive. She was wrong, but she spent a lot of time being called a fat cow by my dad. However wrong she was, when you have it said over and over, it's hard to overcome. It doesn't help that most all you see are men lusting over the skinny ones.

That's such a Western culture thing. Men of other cultures don't lust that way. Men in the Latin dance clubs in my old neighborhood, and in my own Eastern European country, love a bit of shimmy and shake. More to love.