I'm not feeling sexy

[Dar~]

Jeane, where are you?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Jeane, where are you?

California.

But I was born in Macedonia, just north of Greece, east of Bulgaria, South of Serbia, and west of Kosovo and Albania. ALL of those men like women, full-figured or otherwise.

Oh, and I grew up in Chicago.

 

[CharleyH]

I'm not reading porn, I'm not writing porn, I'm not flirting with anybody - it's like the sexy spirit drifted away when I wasn't looking. Now what?

I am reading porn. I am writing over a thousand of porn every day, good god if I had much more of porn, it would be like sex is dull .... oh, it is looking at it in this light! Still the one I love? Sexy? It never goes away, never at least not yet, and not after almost two years .

 

[LadyJeanne]

I am reading porn. I am writing over a thousand of porn every day, good god if I had much more of porn, it would be like sex is dull .... oh, it is looking at it in this light! Still the one I love? Sexy? It never goes away, never at least not yet, and not after almost two years .

Spread a little of that sexy over this way, please!

 

[SeaCat]

TWEEEEEEEEET

All right ladies lets talk about sexy for a minute, from my point of view. (I will not commit the crome of claiming it is every mans point of view and I will not try to explain the American Males point of view, it baffles me.)

Yes guys cue on the physical at first, but they cue on different things. These things change. (Remember when a beauty spot or mole on the cheek was sexy?) They cue on that but it isn't what hooks them. What hooks a man, and is what I consider sexy is how the woman carries herself.

Is the woman self confident? Does she like who she is? Does she enjoy life? If the answer to these questions is yes then she can have the face of Quasimodo and the body of Fankenstein and she will still be sexy. Sexy is not a body like a twig and tits that look like retreads hung out front. (I always laugh at the adds for Cosmetic Surgery, of which I see plenty here in South Florida. The woman always extoll the virtues of their surgery and how it made them feel sexy. Hah!) If you don't have the three things I listed you can have all of the surgery you want and you will still be unhappy.

You feel you have the body of Moby Dick? Look at Reubens paintings and remember they wouldn't be so popular if all men wanted was Twiggy.

You say you have more hair on your back than a Silver Back? Then braid it and show it off. (For heavens sake don't shave it. Razor bumps and ingrown hairs suck.)

There used to be a saying. More cuushion for the pushing. Lord knows it's the truth. You get in bed with a skinny bitch and you risk injury from the sharp angles. It's like fucking a bunch of boards.

There was a thread here a while back about being overweight. I said it there and I'll say it here. Unless you are clinicly obese shut up, relax, and be happy. If it aint broke don't fix it. I can understand wanting to lose a bit if your weight threatens your health, just remember being too thin threatens your health just as much.

I live in South Florida, home of the Beach Bunny and breasts by Goodyear. One of my co-workers is one of these little hardbodies. She can't understand why I show no interest in her "perfectly toned, well built body." She has no understanding that when compared to my wife and her cute little belly there is just no comparison to me. She isn't happy with the way she looks or who she is while my wife is happy about them.

Now stop trying to change yur bodies and change your minds. You'll find it's much more effective.

[Rant mode off]
Cat

Oh by the way, outside of my wife the women here are some of the sexiest, classiest ladies I have ever had the enjoyment of talking with.

 

[Guest]

Ok You want to talk sexy? Look at Jeanes picture. Woobba-WOOBBA!!! Man or woman, you'd have to be blind or stupid not to want a woman like her beside you. Hell, I might have to take a trip west pretty soon. Ok, granted Cloudy would have to be with me. But I think she would understand completely if I gave Jeanne a full on, lip locked tongue wrestling match.

 

[Guest]

You said it Debster. That goes double for me.

 

[Dar~]

When I go out dancing, I basically pretend I'm having sex (thats all dancing really is anymore) I just go dancing with too many really confident gorgeous healthy thin women, so i am often the "fat" one in the group. I am not unattractive, just not stereotypically thin.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Ok You want to talk sexy? Look at Jeanes picture. Woobba-WOOBBA!!! Man or woman, you'd have to be blind or stupid not to want a woman like her beside you. Hell, I might have to take a trip west pretty soon. Ok, granted Cloudy would have to be with me. But I think she would understand completely if I gave Jeanne a full on, lip locked tongue wrestling match.

Debbie, I think you swallowed your gum this time.

DarNoel, you can come by any time. As you can see, I have a fondess for creatures with forked tongues.


Cat, you ROCK!

 

[CharleyH]

Spread a little of that sexy over this way, please!

it did not make sense, but thats OK lol - good god

 

[CharleyH]

Ok You want to talk sexy? Look at Jeanes picture. Woobba-WOOBBA!!! Man or woman, you'd have to be blind or stupid not to want a woman like her beside you. Hell, I might have to take a trip west pretty soon. Ok, granted Cloudy would have to be with me. But I think she would understand completely if I gave Jeanne a full on, lip locked tongue wrestling match.

Debbie does Dallas? :|

 

[LadyJeanne]

When I go out dancing, I basically pretend I'm having sex (thats all dancing really is anymore) I just go dancing with too many really confident gorgeous healthy thin women, so i am often the "fat" one in the group. I am not unattractive, just not stereotypically thin.

As the man said, "Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it like a polaroid picture..."

Cat's right - men are drawn to confidence. If you can shake your booty on the dance floor with style, they'll be wondering what else you can do...

 

[CharleyH]

When I go out dancing, I basically pretend I'm having sex (thats all dancing really is anymore) I just go dancing with too many really confident gorgeous healthy thin women, so i am often the "fat" one in the group. I am not unattractive, just not stereotypically thin.

Well no worries, these days we are all beefy, let us just hope we are shaved.

 

[Dar~]

I are shave my armpits and I are shave my legs. But I aren't shave my cooter, I are wax it.

 

[The_Fool]

Well no worries, these days we are all beefy, let us just hope we are shave.

 

[CharleyH]

As the man said, "Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it like a polaroid picture..."

That wasn't Michael? :|

 

[LadyJeanne]

I are shave my armpits and I are shave my legs. But I aren't shave my cooter, I are wax it.

ROFL!

 

[impressive]

You ladies really should try to find a belly dancing class. There are all kinds of gorgeous women there of many sizes from XS to XXL and every single one of them (me included) walks out of there feeling sexy. There's something about the movements and the focus on the belly and hips that makes you realize how sensual that part of the body is, and makes you really appreciate what your body can do, how it can move. THAT is sexy and has NOTHING to do with size.

Charley is right (as usual) - sexy is YOU.

You are absolutely right -- both about the belly dancing and about SEXY coming from within.

 

[The_Fool]

No....that story goes on another thread...

 

[Dhalgren150]

I'm not reading porn, I'm not writing porn, I'm not flirting with anybody - it's like the sexy spirit drifted away when I wasn't looking. Now what?

whisper your desires to the winds... and soon they will be brought to you.

 

[Guest]

Debbie, I think you swallowed your gum this time.

DarNoel, you can come by any time. As you can see, I have a fondess for creatures with forked tongues.


Cat, you ROCK!

You got a date, Babe.

 

[LadyJeanne]

whisper your desires to the winds... and soon they will be brought to you.

I've been writing silly poems and put up my snake AV. Seems to be working.

*crosses fingers*

 

[LadyJeanne]

That wasn't Michael? :|

Heya!

 

[CharleyH]

I are shave my armpits and I are shave my legs. But I aren't shave my cooter, I are wax it.

Damn - are - that hurts. ( I would say something else, that only you would get, but try and trying to be general)

 

[Dar~]

Damn - are - that hurts. ( I would say something else, that only you would get, but try and trying to be general)

say it baybay, say it.