Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Wanna see my toejam?

 

[Saltfountain]

Wanna see my toejam?

Toejam football?

 

[Him15]

Hi, does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you

 

[mickyp123]

You make me pee my pants. I mean laugh. I pee when I laugh.

Puts a whole new light on the phrase "can i borrow a Tenna"

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you like camel toes?
*reaches into a cool bag*

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Your hair looks amazing today.

 

[Saltfountain]

Thanks, my fly is busted

 

[MrPimms]

Buster Move was my nickname in school because, well, I used to get in the way a lot.

 

[UnquietDreams]

My nickname in high school was "Mr. Cool Sexy Guy," because I came up with it myself.

 

[Him15]

Man I'd ....squirrle!

 

[SweetCheeks_95]

Wow, you kiss even better when you're awake

 

[Him15]

Not as incompetent as you may think

I will be watching you from this bush all night

 

[Sunlover102]

Room for two in there sweet cheeks?

 

[lilmissdarling]

I told my mom we are getting married. *insert heavy breathing*

 

[tugger1987]

Feel my shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material

 

[Wand3rlust]

Feel my shirt. It's made of boyfriend material.

Oh that? I think.. *peers closely* I think thats a nipple.

Anyway. I was thinking about making shorts to match...

 

[Sixfoot4again]

Feel my shirt. It's made of boyfriend material.

Oh that? I think.. *peers closely* I think thats a nipple.

Anyway. I was thinking about making shorts to match...

Thanks, I'd love that. I've forgotten my inside leg neasurement, can you check it please....

 

[Trubbycat]

Ummm... (blushes) (tries to take a drink to calm down but chokes)... hi

 

[Sixfoot4again]

Ummm... (blushes) (tries to take a drink to calm down but chokes)... hi

Look, let me show you how on you. You put the tape here (presses)

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I want to mess around with as many people as I want, but you need to stay loyal to just me, k?

 

[PotNoodle79]

I say, that's a smashing blouse you're wearing.

 

[Him15]

God your hot, you look just like my mom

 

[Series 6]

God your hot, you look just like my mom

It turns me on when people improperly use your when they should use you’re. Do you wanna put it there or they’re?

 

[Him15]

It turns me on when people improperly use your when they should use you’re. Do you wanna put it there or they’re?

Their for sure

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you say 'scone' or 'scone'?