Indexes or indices?

[slyc_willie]

One of the worst instances of mangled grammar I have ever seen was posted on an immense billboard by the highway. The advertisement was for a hair salon:

"Something's Never Change."

Indeed. There will always be idiots in the advertising industry.

And here's another one: Anyone remember the fiasco Buttwiper (Budweiser) went through when they introduced 'Artic Ice' beer?

 

[shereads]

There will always be idiots in the advertising industry.

That's our hope. But we keep recruiting, in case another turnover in Congress creates a shortage.

 

[Huckleman2000]

The Johnson's own three car's.

...but only one johnson between the two of them.

(I'm assuming they aren't homos. If not, would we be discussing the Johnsons' johnson's? )

 

[slyc_willie]

...but only one johnson between the two of them.

(I'm assuming they aren't homos. If not, would we be discussing the Johnsons' johnson's? )

Mr. Johnson's johnson was enjoying the Johnsons' attention . . . .