Is no one "straight"?

[carsonshepherd]

Oh yes, that reminds me. Carson, your copy of "Oprah" magazine showed up at my house by accident ...

*ducks*

Shanglan

Umm.... remember all those nice thigns I said last night?

I take them all back.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Umm.... remember all those nice thigns I said last night?

I take them all back.

But you offer, in return, an icon apparently offering a great deal of licking.

I'll take that bargain.

Shanglan

(PS - I still think you're briliant and amazing.)

 

[minsue]

But you offer, in return, an icon apparently offerings a great deal of licking.

I'll take that bargain.

Shanglan

Smart horse

 

[carsonshepherd]

But you offer, in return, an icon apparently offerings a great deal of licking.

I'll take that bargain.

Shanglan

Are you drunk?

 

[rikaaim]

Are you drunk?

Most probably likely not maybe...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Are you drunk?

I think the real question is, are you?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Most probably likely not maybe...

PASHA!!! I knew someone was missing.

*joyous nuzzles*

 

[rikaaim]

PASHA!!! I knew someone was missing.

*joyous nuzzles*

Thanks for the nuzzles. It's good to be missed. I lurked a bit enjoying wild horsey goose action.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Oh yes, that reminds me. Carson, your copy of "Oprah" magazine showed up at my house by accident ...

*ducks*

Shanglan

PMSL! Poor Carson, he never even dated me and he's still gay!

 

[BlackShanglan]

PMSL! Poor Carson, he never even dated me and he's still gay!

AND MissScarlett? Ah, my cup truly runneth over. Good to see you, Scarlett, and I hope you've had a joyous holiday.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think the real question is, are you?

I haven't had a drink. But I do enjoy show tunes.

PMSL! Poor Carson, he never even dated me and he's still gay!

I blame you for making me watch Dirty Dancing in junior high.

 

[rikaaim]

I blame you for making me watch Dirty Dancing in junior high.

Blame or thank? Hmm? Hmmm?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

AND MissScarlett? Ah, my cup truly runneth over. Good to see you, Scarlett, and I hope you've had a joyous holiday.

Shanglan

I think I had an ok holiday. The cough medicine is making everything sort of blurry. Good to see you as well! Both of you. Two horses, it's like a carousel ride!

I blame you for making me watch Dirty Dancing in junior high.

Ok, sorry for that, but I'm not making you watch it now.

 

[minsue]

Ok, sorry for that, but I'm not making you watch it now.

That speaks volumes....



(your AV is truly mesmerizing, Miss Scarlett)

 

[carsonshepherd]

Ok, sorry for that, but I'm not making you watch it now.

Now I watch it for Swayze's hot ass!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Good to see you as well! Both of you. Two horses, it's like a carousel ride!

That's all right dear. Just lay back, get some good rest, and think ...

Two horses, two horses' tongues.

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

Now I watch it for Swayze's hot ass!

Hmmm. Dunno. I just can't get into donkeys.

Alpacas, now ... Mmmm.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

That's all right dear. Just lay back, get some good rest, and think ...

Two horses, two horses' tongues.

Shanglan

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Now I watch it for Swayze's hot ass!

Certainly not for his mullet haircut.

(your AV is truly mesmerizing, Miss Scarlett)

Thanks, Min.

 

[rikaaim]

Two horses, two horses' tongues.

Shanglan

SCARY thought. Thanks for the new nightmares. Get it? Night Mare...ah never mind. This high quality humor is wasted on you fools.

 

[rikaaim]

Certainly not for his mullet haircut.

There's something to be said about a good mullet. Maybe muzzle...

 

[BlackShanglan]

SCARY thought. Thanks for the new nightmares. Get it? Night Mare...ah never mind. This high quality humor is wasted on you fools.

Mmmm Mares of the Night. Send them my way!

Shanglan

 

[OhMissScarlett]

That's all right dear. Just lay back, get some good rest, and think ...

Two horses, two horses' tongues.

Shanglan

Woohooo! Ok, stop it before you get us kicked out.

 

[minsue]

Mmmm Mares of the Night. Send them my way!

Shanglan

*scampering off to the costume shop*

 

[BlackShanglan]

Woohooo! Ok, stop it before you get us kicked out.

*Blinks innocently*

But I'm a creature of myth and legend. I fit the Lit definition just wonderfully.

Haven't you ever heard of the Horse of Babylon?

Shanglan